07.02.2008 CHARLIZE THERON IS PREGNANT. MAYBE.

There’s been a persistent rumor out there that Charlize Theron is pregnant, although it’s hard to tell anything by the pictures of her last night on the red carpet for the premier of "Hancock".  Whenever people ask her about it, she just refuses to answer, but maybe a few minutes on this water board will loosen her tongue.

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  1. Brandon103 07/02/2008 08:33

    that would explain the fat poking out of her dress last week…

     

    fister?  

  2. Number Jonny 5 07/02/2008 08:34

    If only she had gotten pregnant around the same time as Alba…..

    I could have finaggled a preggers 3-way.

    Because, you know, them not being pregnant at the same time is the only thing that stopped me.

  3. ososexilexi 07/02/2008 08:35

    She's not talking because it's Will Smith's secret love child.

  4. Observer 07/02/2008 08:36

    Waterboard sex is over-rated.

    True Story.

     

    Now….human pyramids with german shepards licking your balls……not bad in a pinch.

     

    signed….

    -| Abdullah. 

  5. thedudeabides 07/02/2008 08:40

     

    I didn't know I could make her pregnant by beating off while watching Devil's Advocate

  6. thedudeabides 07/02/2008 08:42

    Are they in front of a minivan turned on its side in the banner pic?

    fucking superhero movies

  7. Slim Scurvy 07/02/2008 08:44

    lexi: It couldn't have been Will's love child because he didn't have his protective space suit with him, and most importantly, his robot god Tom Cruise was not on set to formally bless the consumation of alien robot fucking awesomeness.

  8. The Fried Man 07/02/2008 08:44

    Is that the ugly fck that is stabbing Charlize.  Damn, I'm better looking then that guy, but then again a Billy Bob Thornton puppet with AIDS is better looking then that lucky bastard.  

  9. Quinlan 07/02/2008 08:46

    Seeing how Charlize was born in South Africa, and that she has duel citizenship I'd say she's the whitest African-American I've ever seen (well not excluding Mark Walberg).

  10. rv 07/02/2008 08:47

    fried man im right there with you dude. the guy looks like a complete fucking bum and while im no prize im sure i could satisfy her needs in a vastley superior way

  11. DB's Treasure 07/02/2008 08:49

    I really wish Hollywood hotties stuck with that shitty ass giant sunglass fad instead of growing these body ruining spawn accessories. 

  12. Ass Tagger 07/02/2008 08:49

    Well, if she isn't pregnant yet, she will be when I get through with her.

    BAM!!!!

  13. ososexilexi 07/02/2008 08:50

    Slim- All I'm saying is every joint interview I've witnessed with Charlize and Will has been the most sexually charged I've seen since Brad and Angie did the Mr. and Mrs. Smith press junket. They're all over each other! It's pretty fucking obvious what's going on between them. Will's following in Tom's footsteps in regard to seducing his co-stars. Can you blame him, really? Look at Jada. She was old news in the early 90's!  

  14. Lightdragon 07/02/2008 08:53

    assfucking Fairuza Balk

  15. Mr Little Jeans 07/02/2008 08:53

    Does he know that the back part of his tie is longer than the front?  This can't be some trend otherwise the chess club would have been the coolest kids in school.

  16. ososexilexi 07/02/2008 08:55

    Char's man is just fine tuning his look hoping to be cast in Trainspotting 2. He's got the junkie look down cold!

  17. Mongro Jackson 07/02/2008 08:59

    I'm Oprah's baby daddy!

  18. Lightdragon 07/02/2008 08:59

    personally i d0n't give a fuck.

  19. Tennessee Tuxedo 07/02/2008 08:59

    Wonder if she'll kill the father?

  20. DB's Treasure 07/02/2008 09:00

    Charlize, meet my stairwell. 

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