07.23.2008 CHRISTIAN BALE IS NOT CRAZY. MAYBE.

There's no easy way to sum up all the theories and reports on Christian Bale right now, after he was arrested yesterday on assault charges filed by his mother and his sister, but today sources close to Bale tell the Daily Mail that at no point did Bale ever lay a finger on anyone.  They say Bale lost his temper after his mother insulted his wife during an argument in a London hotel, and Bale was more or less trapped there because of a swarm of fans and paparazzi outside.  They go on to say that Bale has been in a deep depression ever since the death of his friend Heath Ledger, and this has made him moody and short-tempered, even more so now with the release of "The Dark Knight".  The Mail says:

Sources close to the actor said he 'flew off the handle' at London's Dorchester hotel after Jenny Bale said 'some outrageous things'.
However, a source close to the 34-year-old actor says Bale is confident he’s done nothing wrong, and blames his mother.
The source said: ‘Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him and his wife.’
 ‘Normally Christian would just call a friend and go out to a pub to cool off. But he was literally trapped into this confrontation with his mother and sister because there was an army of fans and paparazzi outside.’
The source also claimed Bale had been deeply affected by the death of Ledger.
A friend said: 'Christian pretends he's calm and collected but you really started to see the cracks in his façade in January, right after Heath Ledger had died.
'Christian was in the middle of a very brief break from work when he heard the news, and it was massive blow to him.
'They had become very close during the making of The Dark Knight and Christian went into virtual hiding for the six weeks after Heath was found dead.
‘He wasn't returning phone calls and he wasn't a happy man. It's foolish to think that he's been able to completely shake off that grief just as Heath and his work is finally being seen by audiences.
'He expected to share this moment with his friend, and now he can't.

Keep in mind that 100 percent of all women are crazy, so just because he got into a fight with his mom doesn’t necessarily means he’s a lunatic, as long as he didn’t hit anyone.  Also keep in mind that if you would like to appear taller, jumping can help, albeit briefly. 

(72) Comments

  1. ososexilexi 07/23/2008 06:32

    You're only a lunatic if you rape, kill & dismember your mother after an argument.

  2. Paleomiz 07/23/2008 06:34

    Normally Christian would just call a friend and go out to a pub to cool off.

    I prefer to kill a homeless person myself. Really helps me let off steam, not to mention help cut down on the number of people hitting me up for spare change at the corner store.

    Tomorrow's theme is "Love to love ya, baby!"–all songs will have LOVE in the title. This should be a no-brainer, kids. Also note new show time 11:00am-1:00 pm PST at http://www.UCLAradio.com :0)

  3. Just the Tip 07/23/2008 06:34

    So… he's basically a good guy then.  Good.  Good to know.  I'll give him a call.

  4. Mac-Daddy 07/23/2008 06:34

    LEXI: That is true, unless you live in Arkansas, Kentucky, out out of the way places in Australia, England and pretty much all of Africa!

  5. O-D-Doo-Da-Day 07/23/2008 06:35

    'They had become very close during the making of The Dark Knight and Christian went into virtual hiding for the six weeks after Heath was found dead.

     

     

     

    Hmmmm, makes me wonder.  Just how "close" were they?

  6. pepper 07/23/2008 06:35

    PR STUNT.

      Who gives a shit!
     

  7. pepper 07/23/2008 06:37

    Normally Christian would just call a friend and go out to a pub to cool off.

     Too bad his only friend is dead! 

  8. Mac-Daddy 07/23/2008 06:39

    I agree with Pepper, you'd have to really be fkd up in the head as a Mom/Sister to actually try and ruin your son/brothers career. 

    But now that I said that…wow, there are a lot of people that have done that huh?

    Kill 'em all!

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 07/23/2008 06:43

    One of the lines on the cutting room floor…"You are too much for me, Joker, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you."

  10. ososexilexi 07/23/2008 06:48

    This story is lame. When will Britney be caught on film filling her son's bottle with Red Bull and vodka while he has a smoke & impatiently waits for her on the patio? Now THAT would be snark newsworthy!

  11. Dirty Hairy 07/23/2008 06:48

    Didn't lay a finger on either one? What a spineless douchebag.

  12. 1GreatTrainRobbery 07/23/2008 06:51

    Having one myself I'd completely agree with anybody killing his mother.

  13. Dirty Hairy 07/23/2008 06:52

    Bale-next time your mother lips off, do what I do! Go down into the fruit cellar and beat the sawdust out of her!

  14. DB's Treasure 07/23/2008 06:53

    "Don't touch the watch!"

  15. pepper 07/23/2008 06:54

    I wonder what Mongro would do to his mom and sister? 

     

    ASS RAPE? 

  16. Beardy McBeardFace 07/23/2008 06:56

    I need to see Christian Bale, on all fours, getting a fucking mouthful of Ledger.

  17. pepper 07/23/2008 07:00

    If they ever redo the movie Phsyco, I vote for Christian Bale to play Norman. Estelle Getty can play his dead mother.

     

     

     

    Too soon? 

  18. ososexilexi 07/23/2008 07:02

    I am, however, beginning to wonder about these "outrageous" allegations that his mother made against his wife. Did she go and accuse her of the unthinkable? Could Mrs. Bale be guilty of necrophilia in regard to Heath's corpse? As if Christian wasn't already jealous enough over Ledger stealing his spotlight … 

  19. pepper 07/23/2008 07:06

    fucked that one up,  ^^^^ Psycho

  20. Habitual Line Stepper 07/23/2008 07:07

    Smiling WHILE pumping gas?

    At these prices … Yup, he's crazy. Certified.

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