There’s a video all over the place today showing Suzanne Summers on some home shopping channel and during a demonstration of how light and breezy her dress is, she twirls it up and maybe flashes her kitty to the literally dozens of people who watch home shopping channels. It's hard to tell if she's naked or not underneath, and that's because determining that would require I sit here and stare at an old ladys crotch. I know it's hard to believe, but I’m in no hurry to study a withered vagina like it’s a map to the City of Gold.
Nah, that's not toe; it's just a thigh-master that got stuck up there.
P.S. 1st?
The beauty is that it can be yours for just $59.90 and whatever is left of your dignity and self-respect.
Hey! My 1st 1st! I feel so, um, underwhelmed. Why do people do that? I was expecting at least three or four orgasms, but there wasn't even a tingle. What a gip!
All I saw was some liver spots.
Ladies; When it comes to the empire waist, trust me, just say NO!
Gentleman; When offered hormone enhanced cougar cunt, please, do the same.
Jesus, I already see enough old lady crotch when I get dressed in the morning.
I always heard vag got better with age. Or was that wine? I can never remember!
"When offered hormone enhanced cougar cunt, please, do the same. "
Cougars don't offer… they pounce & demand.
Why couldn't she just go to Sardinia, or Corsica, or wherever the fuck all the cool people are running around naked?! THis way, all I'd have to look at is a blurred pic of saggy dogs and maybe an old shaved area. Then it would be my choice as to whether I chase the dragon.
…and Sommers is waaaay beyond Cougar Status.
I think panties. That didn't look like the beaver to me, no teeth, no adorable claws, no dam.
… er, I think I got aroused a little there. Lemme check … hmm, nope, still flaccid and proud.
The
meatcurtains match the collar, anyway.Bah, wake me up when Joyce Dewitt flashes kit. Wait… she's still alive isn't she ?
First question - who was even watching this channel to see that happen in the first place?
Second question - was it the same person that took the time to attach the slow motion replay?
Lexi - I try not to purchase clothing that is named after food. (As a general rule.)
Did I detect a slight "oh dear god, what is that smell?!" face in her co-host?
……her boobs look huge.
Cibola. The City of Cibola.
I'm pretty sure I almost did see some bolas right there.
IN OTHER NEWS THE PROFESSOR FROM GILIGANS ISLAND STUCK HIS DICK iN THE SALAD BAR AT APPLEBEES
When they say in the banner that it's availble in black, chocolate, and papaya, I hope to God they're talking about the dress.