Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are in Portofino today, and Bauer Griffin seems to think shenanigans are afoot. They say…
The usually svelte Eva certainly looks like she is carrying a few extra pounds… perhaps there is a clandestine passenger aboard?
I assume they’re hinting she might be pregnant, and not inferring that pirates are actually hijacking her boat, but I don’t think she is. She just looks fat. It’s the same whenever one of the models comes over and tells me I got her pregnant. Whatever fatty, I'm not falling for that.
Fapped.
BTW, my avatar is Matthew McGoneagay being an asshole creeping into my picture.
tststs. I learned years back in physics class. It is a physical constant - meaning that it is both universal in nature and constant in time - that young, hot looking, Latinas turn out to get fat rapidly.
Another "star" arranged "candid" bikini shoot.
I wouldn't mind looking at her if she wasn't so full of herself.
Good God, not another celebrity's body ruined with a fetal accessory.
Yeah, but I'm breastfeeding….now THAT is news!!!!
Breaking news:
A snotty, skinny bitch gets married to a total pussy and a shortly thereafter she decides to start letting herself go.
It's unfortunate when women get fat yet not a single ounce of that fat goes to their tits…
Dave, or to your bank account.
pic 5: look what the water stream found?
I'd still let her take a ride on the old bone rollercoaster ;)
she fat. Or rather flabby. She also has cellulite.
Please refer to pic 7 for confirmation. Thanks.
Drinking caffeine soda. Methinks she's not with child.
"perhaps there is a clandestine passenger aboard?"
last time i heard that phrase the doctor told me to get a special shampoo
No matter how flabby this boring bitch is, I'd still allow her to squat on my Chatanooga Choo Choo.
Maybe she's just addicted to pelvic exams?
Looks like the boat is trying to spell out HELP or HELL..ohhhh maybe it's a scary boat!
Hollywood logic: If you're female and your belly is not flat as a washboard, you must be spawning. And if I see or hear the phrase "baby bump" uttered in reference to this non-event, I will have to start killing people.
Yo..this bitch aint fat. She is a bitch though. But not fat. Shes like a skinny, midget. You gotta get outside more man, the world isnt all Megan Fox's and Marissa Millers.