That’s an old picture but you should maybe get used to it because TMZ says that Britney Spears has been secretly texting and meeting with Adnan Whatshisname, the paparazzi who filled in as her boyfriend a few months ago when she was at her lowest / most entertaining. TMZ says…
Our sources say over the last few months Adnan has been getting into The Summit, the gated community where Brit lives. They have been "together," though we can't say it's still going on. We know they have been texting back and forth, at times complaining that Daddy Jamie is too "controlling" by trying to put the kibosh on the relationship.
But here's the deal. Daddy Jamie's job is to be controlling — that's what a conservator does. And, sources tell us, Jamie's concern over his daughter seeing Adnan is not just his opinion — the doctors who are treating Brit have told him it would be a bad thing for Brit to hook up with the dude.
Now this is more like it. New Britney is boring. She sucks. Old Britney was way more fun. She was always high and drunk and half naked. She looked like a rape victim you might see stumbling out of an NFL wide receivers coke party, but she looked like that 24 hours a day, by choice. He’s a fuckin scumbag and I’d throw a rock at his sorry ass if I ever saw him, but I miss the old Britney, and this may be extreme, but by golly we’ve got to try something.
First! Oh Snap!
Second! Oh Snap!
Old Britney was also hot and I wanted to plow ass on her in the worst way. New Britney is fat and old looking and pretty fucking gross. Boring Britney is excellent, the less I see of this has-been, the better. It's very tough to say this, because I still like to jack it around from time to time to the Slave 4 U video, but it's gotten harder and harder to get it up for this bitch.
I'd rather plow the bald Britney than the new Shitney. She's just disgusting.
A girl's got to get cock from somewhere. Aside from daddy, of course.
Look at his crappy beard.
Word on the street is that she's become pen pals with some dude named Randal. It's getting hot and heavy, I hear. He will soon have a brown cock to match his nose … if all goes according to plan.
Would anyone even miss this guy if he went missing? There's a whole freakin ocean there, people! He'd be shark shit in under 3 hours!
Oh that Brit is a horny one. I’ve seen her posting on http://www.wantsafreshcockintheass.com for wealthy singles who are looking for love. Check it out!
is that terd hanging from his lip?
News about Crazy Brit = good.
News with pictures of Britney = Not so good.
News with pictures of naked Britney = Very, very bad.
This post is good and I am looking forward to many, many weeks of stories of Hollywoods king and queen of the mentally ill and retarded.
…and this may be extreme, but by golly we’ve got to try something.
Do we? Do we really? Can't we just confine her to the scrap heap and move on to the next vacuous talentless coke whore trying to make a name for herself as queen harlot? Please?
Nice beard Osama.
Adnan looks like he is chewing on a string (what is with that stupid beard)
"…..and I’d throw a rock at his sorry ass if I ever saw him"
This comment, couples with the Tom Cruise Ads has me convinced that Brend0n is in fact,
VERY GAY!!!
What is it with completely useless posts today? Is Hollywood dead?
he's got a landing strip…
on his face!!
"She looked like a rape victim you might see stumbling out of an NFL wide receivers coke party"
I didn't know Britney was hanging out w/ Michael Irvin…
It's great that Britney still keeps in touch with those men in her life that have touched her heart, especially when she needs a shoulder or just someone to listen to her.
Although Adnan's life was threatened some weeks back, many are glad to know he's in good health and still making a living.
Randal
It's great that Britney still keeps in touch with those men in her life that have touched her
heartkitty, especially when she needs ashoulderrock hard cock or just someone tolistentogo down on her.FIXED
assfucking Fairuza Balk
Looks like 2005 WSOP Main Event champ "Salty" Joe Hachem to me. Who knew Britney was a poker whore?