Jessica Alba is on the cover of OK magazine this week, talking about the birth of her daughter Honor Marie on June 7th. And it's filled with the breathless passion and excitement you always associate with Jessica Alba. OK! says…
"I didn't scream," Jessica tells OK! in an exclusive interview and photoshoot. "It was really Zen." And Cash could only marvel at his wife's quiet strength when she gave birth. "She didn't make a sound," he says. "It was amazing."
"It hasn't totally sunk in," Jessica reveals to OK!. "She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn't seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she's connected to the other world, or something. There's no other way to explain it. It's a miracle."
“The labor was more like meditation," she says. "I did yoga breathing. I was focused."
This settles it. Jessica Alba is some kind of superwomen. I'm guessing if you spun her around you’d see a panel on her back because she’s actually a damn machine.
mmmmmmmmmmmm ALBA!!!!
Sweet looking baby on the cover…and the kid in the blanket is no slouch either…
whatever. she's a total bitch.
Thank You Mac, thank you very much for not posting that Fist bullshit.
I'll make her scream …
She can do the breathing thing too if she wants.
Hey mother, do ya want another?
Which means she probably doesn't make so much as a peep during sex either. "Shhh, Cash. I'm trying to connect to a higher level and all of your grunting is breaking my concentration!" Boring!
Ya, thanks Mac, I hate that shit. So childish.
lexi, my Real Doll doesn't make a peep during intercourse either, and I haven't kicked HER out of bed…yet
Yeah, Mac, thanks so much brother. That FIST stuff is totally immature…
jerkoff - fist ya self
You know that Tom Cruise is pointing that article out to Katie and shouting, "you SEE? you dumb cunt! THAT'S how it's DONE!"
Well, when I'm fucking something that breathes, I expect some God damn affirmation in the form of vocalization. And, surprise, surprise, I always return the favor. You can't just take all the time, after all!
As far as Alba goes, refer to Doc's earlier rants about hot girls and their dead fish technique.
WTF kind of name is Honor? When shes in high school her nickname will be Honor knees.
Honor? Didn't she get knocked up before she got married? I guess that's a better name than Partial Birth Abortion Marie Alba.
Yes, Grimlock! Hahahahaha! I'm calling her that from now on.
Grimlock - Well played sir, that's good shit
I don't like cute things, particularly babies. They give me hope in humanity.
Somebody needs to bitchslap Alba back to reality, and I'm just the chick to do it.
Here's to Honor:
To gettin' on Her, staying on Her, and not getting off Her until you've gotten off ON her.
Somebody needs to videotape Doc bitchslapping Alba back to reality, and I'm just the guy to
beg to watch it over and overtape it.Did some say bitchslap? Fuck. Why'd you have to go and make me think of spanking the spunk out of Le Beouf?