07.06.2008 HOT NEW COUPLE ALERT

Mandy Moore was seated within inches of stand-up comedy superstar Jimmy Norton at the Rampage Jackson - Forrest Griffin fight Saturday night in Las Vegas, leading many to wonder if the two are now dating.  No not really.  No one is wondering that.  Norton wasn’t there to get in Mandys trap.  He was there to hunt and dispose of a human target.  He cannot be reasoned with, he cannot be bargained with, kill kill kill.

When asked for a comment, Bob Kelly said, "Tomorrow I’m gonna try to force my hat even lower onto my head.  I like to pull my hat down over my eyes and then walk around crowded rooms.  It makes it more exciting."




(39) Comments

  1. noonespecial200 07/06/2008 21:31

    Adouchesaysfirst.

  2. happy 07/06/2008 21:32

    Mandy,,rimes.with.Sexy….one.wet.mandy.please

  3. new_kid 07/06/2008 21:34

    Ugh. Why do so many hot hollywood chicks fuck ugly guys? (exempli gratia, those guys from Good Charlotte, who have nailed basically every famous stunner in the US).

    Isn't Mandy Moore with Ryan Adams? He's awesome, but another example of the hot chick/ ugly dude phenomenon.

  4. noonespecial200 07/06/2008 21:35

    I was sort of hoping you were going to say she was with the chick with dark hair. Something about a good, wholesome, Christian girl being defiled by a brunette wearing a strap-on sort of does something for me.

  5. Matt02 07/06/2008 21:48

    I prefer to believe she's out with the blonde next to her. Rowr.

  6. opinionated 07/06/2008 22:45

    Mandy Moore = overrated

    Yawn.

  7. Peter Dragon 07/06/2008 22:57

    FYI: the blonde hottie sitting beside Mandy is Aussie model/actress, Nicky Whelan - who by the way is still banging Spade!? Damn it.

  8. Lightdragon 07/06/2008 23:24

    hey I have a visor just like Spade. I bought it last year from the Coke rewards

  9. djtechsys 07/06/2008 23:50

    holy shit!

    Brend*n just got mad respect from me.

    the fact that he knows about 'yimmy' makes me want to play 'monster rain' with him…. but only if he treats first.

  10. djtechsys 07/06/2008 23:52

    oh yeah, i was shocked to see stupid bob kelly in the picture… figured he'd be at home sending out myspace notices about not being able to send out notices.

  11. Silverback 07/07/2008 01:13

    I thought Jim Norton was dead. The FCC robs us of so much fun… that we have to come here ?

  12. Jayms 07/07/2008 04:06

    So they're watching two men punch the shit out of each other?  Look at the blood lust on their faces (minus Norton, of course).  

  13. Evil Malcom Norris 07/07/2008 04:12

    Why is the clown in the camouflage shirts doing YMCA?

  14. dracula 07/07/2008 05:17

    Jimmy looks like he wants to dish out a good Pink Sock or 2…..

  15. Chris22 07/07/2008 05:38

    Haha your post got a mention on O&A this morning discussing Jim's fucking menacing look.  He said he was having a great time, but you sure as shit couldn't tell by his face, which looks likes he's trying to drop a deuce on Mandy Moore instead.

  16. TW 07/07/2008 05:47

    drac beat me to the pink sock comment.
    Mandy looks delicious; Norton looks normal; and can someone please punch Kelly in the face for me?  Thanks.

  17. O-D-Doo-Da-Day 07/07/2008 05:59

    I like Mandy Moore….She's purty.  I want to be her love slave.

  18. Mac-Daddy 07/07/2008 06:17

    I have no idea who these two losers are, but I'd fuck Mandy Moore so many damn times, she'll have to change her name to Mandy "Please God No-Moore"

  19. dracula 07/07/2008 06:34

    Mac Daddy,

    Look up some of Jim Norton or Bob Kelly doing stand-up, 2 of the best out there…

  20. roflbacon 07/07/2008 06:34

    "If you're going to stalk a woman, trust me; pick one who lives on the first floor. It's very hard to be discreet when you're sneaking around with chloroform and a ladder."

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