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July 9, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
OK magazine has the very first (last?) picture of teen whore Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby girl Maddie Briann Aldridge, who was born on June 19th. You're probably also wondering if OK has a boring ass interview. Well buckle the fuck up, because yes, they do.
"Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all," she says. "I was just talking to Casey. And you know what's so weird? I was asking him if he was okay. He was like, 'Yeah.' We were both so excited."
Does this slut realize that when you tell a story you don’t need to include every possible detail. We’re not investigating a crime. We’re not the FBI. No one blew up a federal building. No one is gonna read this and say, “I wish Jamie had mentioned whether or not her idiot boyfriend grunted an answer after she asked if he was okay. Not knowing kind of ruined the whole story.”