07.11.2008 JAMES BLUNT HAS DONE IT AGAIN

James Blunt is pretty famous for banging tons of hot ass, and he’s up to his usual standards today in the French Riviera.  He’s over there to play in Antibes, whatever the hell that is.  I should probably call this dude a fag, but his military record is pretty impressive, and, to repeat, he nails tons of hot ass.  At this point it feels like, even if I tried to shoot him, he would just catch the bullet in his teeth and then spit it out and then tackle me and then grab my wrists and make me hit myself in the face again and again, all while asking me why do I keep hitting myself and "baby gonna cry?"


(37) Comments

  1. lady garden 07/11/2008 03:36

    cunt

  2. Killa76 07/11/2008 03:39

    you stole my frist

  3. Evil Malcom Norris 07/11/2008 03:58

    How big is this fella? ==Meaning I don't fcucking care!

  4. Cin 07/11/2008 04:45

    "James Blunt is pretty famous for banging tons of hot ass, and he’s up to his usual standards today in the French Riviera."

    I hope this is sarcasm. Cause "hot ass" is NOT what I'd use to describe this chick. Maybe '12 year old boyish' … since she has no tits & no ass.

  5. TW 07/11/2008 05:33

    Brendön,
    To clarify, homosexuals also potentially nail lots of ass.

    ladygarden, is that you peeing? Bravo!

  6. lady garden 07/11/2008 05:51

    cheers TW-it was the perfect end to a yard of ale

  7. TW 07/11/2008 06:01

    yes. perfect.

  8. ososexilexi 07/11/2008 06:09

    Money and shitty, whiny songs can buy you hot ass happiness.

  9. Paleomiz 07/11/2008 06:09

    I spot a 3 mm protrusion of his lady friend's stomach–could she be PREGNANT???????

  10. godfather_kevin 07/11/2008 06:11

    That is not hot ass…period.

  11. nayru 07/11/2008 06:20

    I'm getting a little confused by his definition of "hot". I think his obsession with Lilly Allen has somehow skewed his ideas of what is attractive cause that bitch is just plain homely looking. I saw a ten year old with a nicer body then this chick, true story. But then again that ten year old had a nicer body them me too and I'm 23 so uhh… nevermind.

  12. Mac-Daddy 07/11/2008 06:24

    As I said before: Ugly is the new "HOT"

    I just don't get it with this dood. The women must really think he has a blunt to share!

  13. Slaappy got fingered 07/11/2008 06:25

    Hey Newbies! Show your boobies and remember it is a lot of sarcasm 

  14. THE O.G. HATER 07/11/2008 06:36

    James Blunt, Teh Meyer. just because you're some overrated bitch song singy emotional douche you get ass?

    If these guys were in high school they'd be getting their ass beat. These guys do nothing for ass, and I hafta work hard for my gotdamned 3 ways ala my avi. Fuck that!!

    Im going to write a song about Lexi's body being a wonderland now, sos I can fuck Jessica Simpson in the ass, no lube. Word to Joe.

  15. Murderface 07/11/2008 06:39

    Whatever.  His music suck donkey balls, and his voice sounds like someone's strangling a castrato.

  16. STRYPE 07/11/2008 06:59

    His life is brilliant.  Of that I'm sure.

  17. Chris18 07/11/2008 07:12

    The guy hasis the perfect storm of pussy magnet:

    1) He's a former soldier who served in combat

    2) He's rich

    3) He got rich by writing emotional love songs about women

    4) He sings them in a high-pitched femme voice

     

  18. Smeg McMuffin 07/11/2008 07:19

    Most hot ass is stupid and easily tricked…that's the only explanation.

  19. jeancricri 07/11/2008 07:25

    RESPECT ANTIBES !!! They have an absinthe bar !

  20. Withershanks Mcgee 07/11/2008 07:49

    This guy has a voice that makes me want to light children on fire.

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