07.08.2008 JENIFAA YOPEZ IS BACK, FAT

Jennifer Lopez is somewhere today.  I don’t know, Italy maybe.  That’s where she was this weekend.  So she’s probably still there.  Anyway, she went swimming and then some stuff happened and then she got out and waddled around the deck, stopping only twice to gasp for air. Or maybe just to towel off.  I know this post hasn't been very informative, but I'm no fatty, so I don't really know what it is they do. The End. 


(66) Comments

  1. Observer 07/08/2008 08:27

    Good Birthing Hips = Good Fucking Hips.

  2. Joliet Jake 07/08/2008 08:28

    I'd still hatefuck this rich bitch in the butt.

  3. TW 07/08/2008 08:29

    I have placed my considerably large penis in slightly larger birth canals.

  4. Observer 07/08/2008 08:29

    Mongro!!!!!

    Is it really possible for Puerto Ricans to grow this large? 

  5. Observer 07/08/2008 08:30

    Why is there blood on the step at the back of the boat?

     

    I thought she gave up human sacrifice after Affleck dumped her for the goblin birther? 

  6. ososexilexi 07/08/2008 08:31

    Eat your heart out, Ben Affleck. Because apparently Jenny Lo has eaten everything else.

  7. heart rob 07/08/2008 08:34

    And there goes what remained in my stomach after the first three vomiting sessions.  JLo should take some tips from her creepy little husband and keep her fucking shirt on. 

  8. Mongro Jackson 07/08/2008 08:38

    Yes, it's possible Observer, because black men are attracted to bitches with huge bottoms, and Puerto Ricans, while not being as inferior as blacks, are still far inferior to whites, and enjoy the company of black men.  Thus, their asses have grown accordingly.

    It's all evolution.

  9. CgiBinLaden 07/08/2008 08:39

    The pictures don't convey the speed that was needed to get up onto the boat before some errant dolphin attempted to SeaWorld through those earrings.

  10. dirtydiane 07/08/2008 08:40

    Jenifaa Yopez has back fat.

    FIXED.

  11. Habitual Line Stepper 07/08/2008 08:40

    Jaffa The Hutt

  12. ham sandwich 07/08/2008 08:42

    JENIFAA YOPEZ IS BACK, FAT

    FIXED

  13. tangocash00001 07/08/2008 08:42

    ahhhh, there it is, pic # 3……the bigfoot shot.

  14. CakeSniffer 07/08/2008 08:42

    Snapping that pic right when she was between those 2 huge bally-bumper things was a stroke of genius.

  15. ham sandwich 07/08/2008 08:42

    Dang it diane!

  16. dirtydiane 07/08/2008 08:42

    HAM!  Get out of my brain!!

  17. DB's Treasure 07/08/2008 08:45

    Call her what you want, but I'd fuck Jennifer Lopez any day, any hour. I'd also motorboat those ass cheeks of hers and ask for seconds.

  18. tangocash00001 07/08/2008 08:45

    in Florida, i believe these are called Manatees.

  19. Avatar 07/08/2008 08:46

    Those photos are so shocking. I always thought she was disgusting and horrible, and … er … she is disgusting and horrible!! This is too much to handle. 

  20. ososexilexi 07/08/2008 08:48

    In Pennsylvania, that tumor on her forehead is called a zit.

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