
Jennifer Lopez is somewhere today. I don’t know, Italy maybe. That’s where she was this weekend. So she’s probably still there. Anyway, she went swimming and then some stuff happened and then she got out and waddled around the deck, stopping only twice to gasp for air. Or maybe just to towel off. I know this post hasn't been very informative, but I'm no fatty, so I don't really know what it is they do. The End.

















Good Birthing Hips = Good Fucking Hips.
I'd still hatefuck this rich bitch in the butt.
I have placed my considerably large penis in slightly larger birth canals.
Mongro!!!!!
Is it really possible for Puerto Ricans to grow this large?
Why is there blood on the step at the back of the boat?
I thought she gave up human sacrifice after Affleck dumped her for the goblin birther?
Eat your heart out, Ben Affleck. Because apparently Jenny Lo has eaten everything else.
And there goes what remained in my stomach after the first three vomiting sessions. JLo should take some tips from her creepy little husband and keep her fucking shirt on.
Yes, it's possible Observer, because black men are attracted to bitches with huge bottoms, and Puerto Ricans, while not being as inferior as blacks, are still far inferior to whites, and enjoy the company of black men. Thus, their asses have grown accordingly.
It's all evolution.
The pictures don't convey the speed that was needed to get up onto the boat before some errant dolphin attempted to SeaWorld through those earrings.
Jenifaa Yopez has back fat.
FIXED.
Jaffa The Hutt
JENIFAA YOPEZ IS BACK
,FATFIXED
ahhhh, there it is, pic # 3……the bigfoot shot.
Snapping that pic right when she was between those 2 huge bally-bumper things was a stroke of genius.
Dang it diane!
HAM! Get out of my brain!!
Call her what you want, but I'd fuck Jennifer Lopez any day, any hour. I'd also motorboat those ass cheeks of hers and ask for seconds.
in Florida, i believe these are called Manatees.
Those photos are so shocking. I always thought she was disgusting and horrible, and … er … she is disgusting and horrible!! This is too much to handle.
In Pennsylvania, that tumor on her forehead is called a zit.