07.18.2008 JENNIFER GARNER IS PREGNANT AGAIN

What's been rumored for a few weeks has now been made all but official, as sources close to the couple have confirmed that Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck are expecting another baby.  Garner’s former "Alias" co-star Victor Garber told Us magazine…

"Yes, she is," Garber, who currently stars on ABC's Eli Stone, told Us when asked if recent speculation was true that the couple is expecting.
A source adds, "She is five months pregnant. They are very happy."
Garner, 36, and Affleck, 35, are parents to two-year-old daughter Violet
"Honestly, that child is so inquisitive and so full of life — it’s all Jennifer and Ben!" Garber gushed to Usmagazine.com in November 2007. "I have to say, he’s an amazing dad and together, she’s a very fortunate little girl to be in that family!"

Wow, kudos to Ben Affleck.  He’s very brave.  I'm sure she's a charming little girl but if I had given birth to that goblin I would have called it quits right there.  A thousand years ago if you gave birth to something that looked like that the church would chop your penis off and burn it.

(67) Comments

  1. Evil Malcom Norris 07/18/2008 06:03

    Call the ring bearer! The Army of Mordor is filling its ranks again.

  2. Evil Malcom Norris 07/18/2008 06:05

    Damn (Note to me: Read that fcuking article before typing a one liner)

  3. androiddrew 07/18/2008 06:07

    Come on!  Don't you know that some of the ugliest kids grow up to be the most attractive people?  Well, not really, but at least her parents are rich.

  4. ososexilexi 07/18/2008 06:07

    "she’s a very fortunate little girl bridge troll to be in that family!"

  5. Evil Malcom Norris 07/18/2008 06:07

    *myself

  6. Mac-Daddy 07/18/2008 06:09

    ehhhh, I don't care enough about this to post something witty!

  7. TW 07/18/2008 06:12

    Frau Blücher!  

    She's going to grow up to be a two-way mirror checker.

  8. Chunk 07/18/2008 06:13

    Oh somebody's pregnant?  SweeeeZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

     

    When you post this stuff, post it in the What Would Delicate Silk Panties Do? b/c this is chick shit stright up and simple.  

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 07/18/2008 06:15

    If only Ben Asslick had impregnated the Goblin-carrier a little earlier, the newest Trollkin would have arrived in time for Halloween…next time, plan ahead, loser…better still, wrap that rascal…the world has too much ugliness as it is…

  10. DB's Treasure 07/18/2008 06:16

    Words literally do not exist to describe how fucking ass ugly that little spawn is.

  11. PollyAnna 07/18/2008 06:17

    Well, maybe Violet can be the smart one and the new one can be the pretty one. It is a good thing she has rich parents- her orthodontist is going to be charging a lot to work on those teeth.

  12. Silverback 07/18/2008 06:23

    I promise you this Ben, I won't rest until I find the man responsible.

  13. dirtydiane 07/18/2008 06:26

    You know that old saying that usually refers to a dog, "So ugly, it's cute"…not sure that really applies here.

  14. Oprah's Dick 07/18/2008 06:27

    How faggy is "Garner’s former 'Alias' co-star Victor Garber" for drolling all over himself at the news of two stupid actors having another kid? "It's fucking amazing! I had nothing in my life going on at all… NOTHING! And now THIS!!!"

  15. someoneluvsu 07/18/2008 06:32

    That's not really Garner's kid.

    It's what happens when you let Ben Affleck fuck Jimmy Kimmel.

  16. yohnskull22 07/18/2008 06:34

    That's weird, I thought he was fucking Jummy Kimmel.

  17. MG Admirer 07/18/2008 06:35

    Who's the father?  Tom Cruise?

  18. yohnskull22 07/18/2008 06:36

    *Jimmy*

    and damn you Some1luvsu!

  19. TW 07/18/2008 06:37

    Kid looks like Salacious Crumb. That's that rat thing with Jabba the Hutt:

    http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/salaciouscrumb/index.html

  20. Silverback 07/18/2008 06:37

    The father ? Not human by the looks of it.

You must be logged in to post a comment.