Let me begin by saying that, yes, that’s clearly not Jessica Alba dressed as Barbarella. It’s Heidi Klum in an old shoot for British GQ. I don’t have any pictures of Jessica Alba dressed as Barbarella, despite several hundred letters where I make it very clear that she should do that. I also explained the benefits of her making out with Megan Fox under a waterfall. There’s been no progress on that, but this may be a step in the right direction. Page Six says…
Rose McGowan's breakup with her fiancée, director Robert Rodriguez, could be good news for some other actresses, who could end up with the leading roles she was set to play in his movies.
McGowan was hoping to star in at least three planned Rodriguez films - a remake of "Barbarella," "Red Sonja" and "Woman in Chains!"
"Too bad 'Grindhouse' didn't gross $100 million. Then, maybe, 'Barbarella' would have gotten the green light," said one source. "Instead, the moguls were saying, 'We need a bigger star, a bigger name.' " Jessica Alba has been touted as a possible replacement.
Rose McGowan has a lot to learn about sleeping her way to the top. She didn’t even get one movie out of this. She slept her way from the bottom to the upper bottom. Which is a shame because we think she’s a good actress. We = me and my balls.
UPDATE = oh wait. that banner picture is Heidi Klum as Raquel Welch in "One Million Years, BC". i know what Barbarella is, i just remembered it wrong. thanks to David and his condescending email for reminding me.
Oh Fister…
Thank god we finally got some T&A posts, even if they are just old recycled WWTDD posts
I have a feeling that if I ever fucked Jessica Alba she shouldn't act like she's enjoying it…
…acting is not her calling.
Let's hope that mexi-baby she just popped out didn't ruin her bikini bod. Regardless, I think Scarlett would be better suited for such a role.
sexilexi, that's the best idea I have ever heard. Alba doesn't really do anything for me, but I'd risk the HIV and flaring herpes to tap Scarlett
I would let her shove her newborn up my ass if it meant I could hit that just once. Just one time Ms. Alba. I will never call her Mrs. Alba, because in my mind, her husband is already dead.
Rose McGowan is very hot in that freaky, kinky sex kinda way, but I'd never want to have sex with Marilyn Manson's leftovers.
I'd fuck every girl in this post, as well as those that look like them!
Another good choices for the role are Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johanson. Also folks once a celeb's name is announced it's the kiss of death that they will get it. also the said actress who alledged was dating Rodriquez can suck my dick anytime. It was noted that this actress would rape a child for a role.
All Hollywood directors should make a pact NOT to cast Alba until she agrees to drop her top. We've seen the tits of multiple Oscar winners for God's sake, what makes Alba's magical titties so special?
Gwen has no boobs. Scarlett would sizzle. We need a busty blonde that oozes sex for the Barbarella role.
I also nominate myself.
Alright I'm ready to take the heat for this : I find Alba very average. Johannsen, on the other hand, is ridiculously attractive to me because she is a liberal. Liberal chics are awesome because they actually have more to say than "git'r done" and are great in the sack. One time I had sex with a conservative and it felt like I was going to church. Well, it was my preacher, so I guess the church part sort of made sense.
First…….
Heidi makes me K
lum .A lot.
Jessica Alba would be an awful choice for this role.
1. can't act
2. boobs too small
3. won't do nude scenes in movies
4. doesn't give A2M
3 is a deal breaker for this movie role.
Slim; Boulder CO is FULL of Liberal chicks, you can't even urinate in public without cock-slapping about 3 of them…and I wouldn't touch most of those hippie skags with a 10 foot double dong.
I can't form an opinion as to Rose McGowan's acting talents or lack thereof because…….who could possibly give a flying fuck…….but I will say this…..she used to have very fine pasty-white jiggly tits.
…and that, my man, you can take to the bank.
Liberal chicks are definitely into wild-ish fucking…..but they fucking yak non-stop.
I like to defile and despoil the "all-American" conservative innocent type……they are ALWAYS hiding their wild-side.
..and afterwards….they usually shut the fuck up.
Politically…….I stand for free-fucking.
Slim, I agree completely. Although that shot of Alba's ass in Into The Blue when she was snorkeling was epic.
aaaaaaaaaand splooge! http://hangedman.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/alba_butt.jpg
Barbarella? Red Sonja? Next Rodriguez will take on the Smurfs to make it his legacy complete. With Tobias Funke as the lead……only cause he's hooking up with Rodriguez…..