Jim Carey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy were in Malibu this weekend for a Fourth of July party when Jim saw a joke in the works and put on Jenny’s swimsuit. I bet he said something crazy when he came out, like, "Does this make me look fat?" Ha. Haha. You see, it's funny because normally a gentleman would not wear a ladies swimsuit. And then walk around. Get it? Do you get it? He and Robin Williams are the kings of this kind of wacky comedy. Because screaming something quickly is the same thing as having a joke. Oh look, now Robin is taking that reporters notes and pretending it’s a hat. Oh golly. Now he’s acting like it’s a handkerchief for a sport coat and doing a crazy "gay" voice. You know those gays. Always fiddling with their handkerchiefs.
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one of the funniest men on earth!
c'mon, you know you want to: Who looks better in that baithing suit?
UNFUNNY!
DUDE, GROW A PENIS!
This joke is only funny in France.
It's even funnier when I wear boxers and a t-shirt. Why? Because I'm funny.
Pepper, what's with you and dogs and women? You're freaking me out.
TW, guess where I am. Hint: real close to where you are.
where?
OK. I'll guess.
You said your man was from Doylestown so I'll say Ocean City, NJ.
That's the closest good beach to Doylestown doen here (and about 15 mins from where I am right now).
Interestingly, they both look like they have the same-sized package when they wear that suit
Yes, but Jenny has boobs. And I don't. Which is why she's my hero, like all well-boobed women. Fuck me Jenny!!
doc, damn you! I was typing that exact thing…
Man, what a great way to start the week. We got tits; we got huge, fat ass; and we got Carey-toe. What more could we ask for?
Jenny was my #1 Spank Bank Fantasy, and my wife even donned a Jenny wig for some role playing a few years ago.
But ever since she started dating that unfunny talentless overacting goofy dork, Carey, my Super Penis has been unable to maintain an erection when thinking about Jenny!
So so Sad!
She's crazy. Has anyone seen her campaigning for pills? She's like the inverse Tom Cruise. Weirdo. Why can't these women shut up while they drop top?
Oh and speaking of Camel Toe……My wife makes me sit that that stupid show, "So You Think You Can Dance." But I have to admit, two of the girls are hot, even though the one very attractive Blonde has an overbite that frightens my penis.
While sitting though yet another boring show last night (we TIVO and watch it later, so we can stream though at least 60% of the boring crap) The Hot Blonde, Kerrington, was showing some MAJOR TOE in her spandex pants!
We need a shot of that on here!
I see scrot. I didn't need that this early.
Also? I thought this was some article about him being the lead in a Jem and the Holograms movie. Whooaaaa Jim! Truly truly truly outrageous!
With that I take my leave.
Why am I not looking at pics of Jenny McCarthy in that bathing suit?
This joke is only funny in France.
I beg to differ ! It's not funny anywhere, not even in Belgium !
Still, I think he's kinda hot and I'd do him, even in that ridiculous attire.
I wonder if Sexy Lexy will agree with me… ^^
As far as the package size is concerned… Don't forget that black *is* slimming !
LOL
It's "Carrey," not to be confused with that obese sack of unfunny shit "Carey" that runs The Price is Right.