By brendon July 30, 2008 @ 6:31 AM

Us magazine is reporting that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong broke up this weekend after three months of dating.  The news comes as a shock to many, because these two are so dull it was easy to forget they were alive, much less a couple.  

"There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things," a source close to the couple tells Us. "There is no hatred, just sadness."
The pair quickly became inseparable with sightings of them in Austin, New York and Los Angeles – though both dodged questions about their relationship.
In the short time they were together, the 29-year-old actress was seen with the 36-year-old cyclist at many of his races and events, including his three-day Lance Armstrong Livestrong Summit in Columbus, Ohio this past weekend.
It was at the conference that Hudson and Armstrong decided to go their separate ways, a source tells Us.

Hard to believe the passion burned out, what with all those bike races and such.  Those drive women wild.  The sidelines are packed with hot chicks, and you’ll often hear, "if that guy rides his bike up this hill, I’m fuckin him.  I'm not kidding, he makes it to the top, I’m fucking him right here and now."

(68) Comments

  1. avatar
    Paleomiz 07/30/2008 06:59

    So what was it that she liked about him? His fame? His athleticism? His dumping of Cheryl Crow to bang younger women? The one testicle?

  2. avatar
    Brandon103 07/30/2008 06:59



    lance armstrong is the man  

  3. avatar
    Avatar 07/30/2008 06:59

    Lance A. is gay. And a doped up bicyclist fiend.

  4. avatar
    Brandon103 07/30/2008 07:00

    cycling doesn't get enough respect in the US – just another annoyance to drivers. but in other countries, spain, france, etc… you WILL get pussy for being a top-notch cyclist. 

    just sayin'     

  5. avatar
    RonDogg 07/30/2008 07:03

    Lol Kate Hudson is yucky.



    Lance shoulda stuck with Sheryl….. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

  6. avatar
    DB's Treasure 07/30/2008 07:03

    Although Kate Hudson is one hot piece of ass, Goldie Hawn (in her prime) was one of the hottest women I have ever seen.

  7. avatar
    Emmalee 07/30/2008 07:03

    Didn't he just go with her to lunch with her Mother a week or two ago?  Sheesh!!!

  8. avatar
    ososexilexi 07/30/2008 07:04

    Lance finally realized that Kate isn't actually a woman. Note the lack of breasts and her inexplainable continual attraction to Owen Wilson.   

  9. avatar
    BE Earl 07/30/2008 07:05

    Now he gets to spend more time jogging with Wooderson.

     All right, all right, all right!

  10. avatar
    Jason 07/30/2008 07:06

    Lance is a dick. His first wife stood by him throughout his cancer ordeal and as soon as he got famous he dumps her for that bag of bones Sheryl Crow. I have zero respect for that guy.

  11. avatar
    Seej 07/30/2008 07:06

    I hear those tight shorts and sitting in those saddles for hours and hours is a common cause of impotency and infertility.  No matter how hard Lance tries to be nice, it just seems like God hates him.  The good news is, it turns out I'm God based upon this evidence.  Go Me!

  12. avatar
    heart rob 07/30/2008 07:07

    Apparently his missing nut and her two non existent titties caused both parties to feel that something was missing. 

  13. avatar
    OCFIEND 07/30/2008 07:09

    Maybe she got tired of the taste of Cancer in her sperm shots. Cancer tastes yuckie!

  14. avatar
    GenePoolParty 07/30/2008 07:10

    Kate Hudson and Lance's ball sack are both singles.

  15. avatar
    heart rob 07/30/2008 07:10

    They both realized to be a part of a famous couple they would need to date up.  You can have to C listers and expect a nickname and publicity jeesh.  Im guessing Lances' next conquest will be Jessica Simpson.

  16. avatar
    THE O.G. HATER 07/30/2008 07:10

    I guess "only the lonely" couldnt cut it.

  17. avatar
    pepper 07/30/2008 07:12

    I hope he gets cancer..



    What are the chances of that ever happening? 

  18. avatar
    THE O.G. HATER 07/30/2008 07:13

    Besides, if Lance gets lonely, he can just stick his dick in a piece of plywood. Thats what the last 3 bitches he's been linked to look like. Crow, Hudson, and Olsen.

    Board Bitches. This guy has teh ghey, and its for McGoneAGhey.

  19. avatar
    MG Admirer 07/30/2008 07:16

    probably went looking for a bigger rack.  After Sheryl Crow and Kate, he's ready for a pair of C's at least.

  20. avatar
    MG Admirer 07/30/2008 07:18

    Still, looking at Kate and Sheryl, Lance is definitely an ass man.


    Ass Tagger, he must be your hero ! 

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