Kelly Ripa was the marquee name at the High Heel-A-Thon in Central Park for March of Dimes yesterday in New York, and I realize this won’t win me much street cred, but I would tear her little ass up. She would walk in the house and I would pounce on her like Dino does when Fred gets home, and for the rest of the weekend she’d have to figure out how to do errands and cook and stuff with me mounting her from behind. By Sunday I'd need a defibrillator to shock my penis back to life.
(picture source = splash news)
OP looks like a chop. Nothing but weird.
why do i want to choke her with my cock?
momma?
Kelly Ripa has a tat?!?! WTF. is everyone a slut these days?
No one said it yet so I will:
ripa that ass-a.
She's just my type: alive.
Apparently she can't do anything with her mouth closed, so just get close enough to her, trip, and good chances are you'll get a blow job.
Speaking in the words of my cock: "I'd hit it"
@Pedomiz: nonsense sentence
She can't help it — she's from south Jersey.
And yes, if you ask her nice enough, she will swirl your mushroom.
Bitch looks exactly like my psychotic Mommy Dearest. And just like mama, she could seriously benefit from some breast implants.
Doc says what?
I'd fuck her stupid, but someone already beat me to it.
I don't think she would even stop talking during sex! It would be something like this: "You know we need a new - ohh yess, thats it baby - rug in the livingroom and - ohhh that's the spot - the one we have is getting - ohhhh yesss, deeper - worn out and I don't - omg yes faster faster - dont like the color, we - oh christ I'm cumming - should look for burgandy, yes I like, ohhhhhhhhhhhh godddddddddddddd, cumminnnnnnn - burgandy, that would go nice with the drapes. - mmmm yesss - what do you think dear? - did you cum honey? - I think Burgandy is the way to go, ok I'll hop in the shower now!"
Look at the pics, guys–in every one her mouth is open. Easy way to get a "surprise" blow job.
This is a much better way to raise money for March of Dimes than those little boxes with the retarded kid on it at the grocery register.
Again, I dont bang 2×4s, but Id definitley grab a face job off this slut. At least then, as my pimpin cousin Mac said, she would shut the fuck up.
"surprise" blow jobs are way to dangerous…unannounced service of the chimney is much more preferable.
OMG, I totally love her shoes. OMG.
@TW
I preffer Kelly Rippa-Asshole-Open, just your a's like a Bostonian. It works better, lol.
There's only two people that can run in heels: hos and drag queens.
Milfelicous
Ripalicious.
Doc,
Just to let you know, when she does shut up, she gets this 1000-yard Marine stare going. It's really eerie.
I am not permitted to divulge how I know that.
lexi,
How old is your mom?