MA’AM COULD YOU PLEASE NOT DO THAT

By brendon July 17, 2008 @ 8:15 AM

I don’t mind that a gay person is blowing a goodbye kiss to Lindsay Lohan, I mind that an ugly person is blowing a goodbye kiss to Lindsay Lohan.  I don’t like it when ugly people flaunt their sexuality right in front of me.  It’s unsettling.  They should really have some kind of camp where ugly people go to concentrate on how to get sexier.  A "concentration camp", if you will.

(more freckles please)



(88) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 07/17/2008 08:32

    I feel sick!

  2. ohmwrecker 07/17/2008 08:35

    They are a beautiful couple and their relationship will last forever.

  3. ohmwrecker 07/17/2008 08:36

    Did I mention it was opposite day?

  4. marshmachine 07/17/2008 08:36

    FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I mean third.

  5. lady garden 07/17/2008 08:36

    did someone say anchovy

  6. mom2ross 07/17/2008 08:38

    Ha ha…you said "ma'am"

  7. Avatar 07/17/2008 08:39

    I like white, flaccid, freckled flesh. Not in pictures though, nor in real life, nor in drawings. Actually, I don't like it. I hate it. I mock it. I laugh at it. I … uh, damn it, I envy that Sam lezbo-bot. Oh, to fuck that Linzie whore!!!!

  8. Mac-Daddy 07/17/2008 08:39

    I, much like our Miley Loving Hacker Friend have hacked Lilo's text message account, and came up with the following that according to the time stamp, she is reading in the picture above:

    Lilo: lol, omg SR I still feel ur tung inme!

    SR: omg babe, I thnk im gettng a herpie!

    Lilo: wtf, I shwrd jst this wkd!

    SR: jk luv, my tung wants more of u

    Lilo: ok ltr tnght, + nxt time take the hat off, when I lk dwn i c a hat and thnk of a guy

    SR: but babe its my thing!

    Lilo: No pussy  4 u Bye, I must Blow MacDaddy now! C-Ya

     

  9. alpacalips 07/17/2008 08:41

    we-rate-stuff.com would slap that bitch. those bitches.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 07/17/2008 08:41

    MA'AM SIR KIRSTEN DUNST HIDEOUSLY UGLY SEA CREATURE COULD YOU PLEASE NOT DO THAT

     

    FIXED! 

     

  11. Evil Malcom Norris 07/17/2008 08:43

    Brendoff, when we've got our brainstorm meting on some project, I also prefer the words concentration and camp..

  12. ososexilexi 07/17/2008 08:45

    Sam had better watch herself. Blowing references could remind Li-Ho of the glory that is the male cock and could subsequently cause her to have a nympho relapse.

  13. pepper 07/17/2008 08:47

    Did some executive make her wear the AC-DC T-shirt?

    Great PR! 

  14. ham sandwich 07/17/2008 08:49

    When is lilo gonna get tired of those nasty, stringy beef curtains?

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 07/17/2008 08:49

    In the pic, Swamp Thing looks more like it's sniffing its fingers

    (and notice the appropriate usage of it's and its…don't tell me four years of the fifth grade didn't help me) 

  16. TW 07/17/2008 08:50

    Not sure which is making me more queazy:

    Than manzilla blowing a kiss or the more freckles please link. She's hideous in that. Fuck!

  17. Evil Malcom Norris 07/17/2008 08:51

    You can say what you want about blond grrils. I will assent your view.

  18. dirtydiane 07/17/2008 08:55

    Thank you sir, may I have another?

    And because this is toooooo funny not to share, http://www.srh.noaa.gov/oun/enhanced.php?map=2.

  19. zenotek 07/17/2008 08:55

    Lexi: As opposed to SHEmale cock, which is not as exciting.

  20. Habitual Line Stepper 07/17/2008 09:02

    Wow. I'm really not one to judge what other people find attractive … But I really just don't get this one. At all.

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