Madonna left the Kabala center in New York this weekend with her daughter Lourdes, and I think we're close enough by now for me to admit she scares the ever living shit out of me. From the neck up she looks like the puppet from Saw. Is it any wonder Guy Richie wants to move on? There’s no way she's even healthy enough to have sex. Her vagina must be like wax paper, all dry and crinkly.
(picture source = splash news)
Looks like she would let Lourdes do something with that unibrow.
@ yelraf:
or at least not let the child wear an accessory that points straight to the damn thing. "Look, hair!"
Madonna to lourdes :
" Honey lets emphasize your unibrow like using this shiny metal thing - that looks HOT!"
hey Cocktail- maybe mommy should meet Balls!
Madonna the alien queen has had a diadem fashioned for her daughter in the likeness of her unibrow to honor their hairy, poorly groomed kin looking down upon them from outer space. Either that or they're on their way to a Star Trek convention.
Whoa! She looks like some kind of alien masquerading as a human. I say kill it and ask questions later.
That's not Madonna, it's Willem Dafoe in drag.
Sweet Jeezus…I thought that thing WAS the unibrow…damn
Didn't this
ladyunidentifiable life form have the title role all those years ago in that movie with Sigourney Weaver? No? Well, she should have. This bitch is much scarier than any animatronics or special effects I've seen used in horror movies.I give up. What disease is "it"?
It's getting easier every day to get a bad picture of this bitch.
If this were ancient times, she should be burned at the stake for obviously acting and looking like a demon!
I don't think Willem Dafoe is that scary looking.
Lourdes looks like a suicide bomber in the banner pic.
Allah who akbah!!!! Allah who Akbah!!!!!
Ooo, where did Lourdes get that tiara? I need more spell damage for my fire spells.
That fucking kid is the spitting image of her dad and Madonna.
Her moustache is almost as big as his.
Balls, throw in an appletini and I'm yours.
Lourdes is the ugly duckling who will grow up into a
beautiful swaneven uglier, unbelievably wealthy, adult.That fucking kid is the spitting image of her dad
andMadonna.Her moustache is almost as big as his.
FIXED
Yikes! They look like cannibal zombies but uglier.