MADONNA, LENNY KRAVITZ ARE HOMEWRECKERS

Two days ago there were breathless reports that New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and Madonna were spending more and more time together, leading many to wonder if they were having affairs.  Then yesterday a few dubious sites claimed that Alex’s wife Cynthia was also on the prowl, and she had hooked up with Lenny Kravitz.  And although today several credible sources are reporting that Alex and Cynthia are in fact separating, Kravitz wants to make it clear it’s not because of him.  Us magazine says…

"There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself," he tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. "This is unequivocally 100% not true."Cynthia is a friend and is here with the godfather of her baby, who is also Alex's trainer, his wife and their baby girl," he adds."She came here to escape from everything happening in New York City. I opened my home to her as a friend and I find it extremely hurtful that I am now being referred to as an adulterer."On Wednesday, perezhilton.com and the Post reported that Rodriguez's wife Cynthia, 32, had left him for Lenny Kravitz.The Post reports that she is in Paris with the rocker, 44, and was spotted outside his home as recently as Tuesday — the same day Us Weekly revealed that Madonna has been hosting late-night visits from Rodriguez at her NYC apartment.

I had a similar reaction when a bunch of the newspapers said I was sleeping with a married mans wife.  Except instead of whining, I used my karate to stalk my prey and extract my revenge.  Then I banged a bunch of supermodels on my yacht.  On second thought, I guess our reactions weren’t very similar at all.