07.03.2008 MADONNA, LENNY KRAVITZ ARE HOMEWRECKERS

Two days ago there were breathless reports that New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and Madonna were spending more and more time together, leading many to wonder if they were having affairs.  Then yesterday a few dubious sites claimed that Alex’s wife Cynthia was also on the prowl, and she had hooked up with Lenny Kravitz.  And although today several credible sources are reporting that Alex and Cynthia are in fact separating, Kravitz wants to make it clear it’s not because of him.  Us magazine says…

"There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself," he tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. "This is unequivocally 100% not true.
"Cynthia is a friend and is here with the godfather of her baby, who is also Alex's trainer, his wife and their baby girl," he adds.
"She came here to escape from everything happening in New York City. I opened my home to her as a friend and I find it extremely hurtful that I am now being referred to as an adulterer."
On Wednesday, perezhilton.com and the Post reported that Rodriguez's wife Cynthia, 32, had left him for Lenny Kravitz.
The Post reports that she is in Paris with the rocker, 44, and was spotted outside his home as recently as Tuesday — the same day Us Weekly revealed that Madonna has been hosting late-night visits from Rodriguez at her NYC apartment.

I had a similar reaction when a bunch of the newspapers said I was sleeping with a married mans wife.  Except instead of whining, I used my karate to stalk my prey and extract my revenge.  Then I banged a bunch of supermodels on my yacht.  On second thought, I guess our reactions weren’t very similar at all.




(46) Comments

  1. JackAzz 07/03/2008 07:50

    FIST!!!!!

     

  2. Johnny C-Section 07/03/2008 07:54

    EXACT your revenge.

  3. DB's Treasure 07/03/2008 07:54

    So A Rod trades in a beautiful wife for a woman who has a bigger gap than right field?

  4. Lightdragon 07/03/2008 07:55

    assfucking Fairuza Balk

  5. DB's Treasure 07/03/2008 07:57

    Ham, just in case you didn't see the answer to your question from last thread:

     

    I've been on College Humor most of the day like it's my job; anything to get me through the work day. Besides, most of the older regulars like ourselves disappeared and some of these n00bs came roaming in. I'll try to leave my mark on this site a little more often, though.

  6. heart rob 07/03/2008 07:59

    ok you think madonna's kid is ugly now? imagine a little fucker with arods ears.. on second thought thats ben and jen's  little monster…redact

  7. WWBKD 07/03/2008 08:01

    goodbye $100,000,000

  8. ososexilexi 07/03/2008 08:03

    A Madonna sex scandal. How shocking. *Yawn*

  9. Mongro Jackson 07/03/2008 08:05

    I wouldn't dump my girlfriend for Madonna, but hell, Cynthia Rodriguez isn't much to look at either.  NO class, no ass, no thanks.

  10. Slim Scurvy 07/03/2008 08:06

    A-Rod can pretty much have any chic he wants to cheat on his wife with in NYC (and basically anywhere else) and instead he chooses fucking Sponge Bob Squarepants. Nice. Way to go there, pinstripe pimps-alot.

  11. CaptainSizzle 07/03/2008 08:12

    A-Rod can pull better chicks out of any NYC dumpster than Madge…..

    Proves the theory that superior athleticism and big bucks don't = intelligence

  12. ososexilexi 07/03/2008 08:13

    Didn't Jose Canseco already take this one home for the team? Decades ago? Alex is way behind the curve on this one.

  13. The Fried Man 07/03/2008 08:15

    Dude, how come you post this nothing story, but you totally overlook the other great story in the Post about Christie Brinkley's husband.  This guy was spending $3,000 per month on web porn.  Does this guy know there is porn on the internet for free?  I jerk off every night and it costs me zero.  

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/07032008/news/regionalnews/christie_exs_porn_identity_118322.htm

  14. Faust 07/03/2008 08:17

    The ARod-Madonna thing can't possibly be true. Everyone knows that Alex and Jeter are life partners.

  15. Slim Scurvy 07/03/2008 08:17

    lexi: seems as though she's all about the latino-american beisbol, no? senor rodriguez es locoooo essa! loco gatoooo en los pantalones!

  16. ososexilexi 07/03/2008 08:22

    I gotta tell ya, Slim. I know the appeal of the Latin love firsthand. That being said, fuck Madonna. The only time I ever wanna see her haggard face again is when she's brought on to guest host a very special episode of Tales From The Crypt.

  17. murraymaker 07/03/2008 08:32

    I could absolutely care less about all four of these people. Madonna hasn't been relevant since Like A Prayer. Gay-rod is the downfall of baseball. His wife just has bitch written all over her and Lenny Kravitz takes big shits that clog toilets and ruin downstairs apartments. God's honest truth.

  18. Mongro Jackson 07/03/2008 08:47

    The appeal of Latin love?  What, you get your lawn mowed before they mow your lawn?

  19. ososexilexi 07/03/2008 08:51

    I didn't say anything about Mexican loving, Mongro. My experience lies a little deeper into South America.

  20. Lightdragon 07/03/2008 09:16

    Ososexi: were you kidnappd and used as a sex slave in Brazil?

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