07.03.2008 MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!

Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single.  Monsters and Critics says…

The 22-year-old actress is said to have ended her four-year relationship with former 'Beverly Hills 90210' star Brian Austin Green, 34, because she feels too young to settle down.
A source close to the 'Transformers' star said: "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she's too young to marry him."
She reportedly notified her friends and business associates of the news last week.

Did you ever notice how close "Megan Fox" is to "Mega Fox".  Really makes you think, huh?  Especially if you’re stoned off your ass.

(102) Comments

  1. 07/03/2008 11:39

    Poor David Silver

  2. ososexilexi 07/03/2008 11:41

    No one saw that one coming. Look out Angelina Jolie, Fox is coming for your title of sexiest woman alive. And probably your man, too. 

  3. Um, 07/03/2008 11:43

    So her beauty and the drools from her fans has gone to her head.  In a few years she'll be a used up cum rag used by various men, and she'll wish she still had David Silver. find a billionaire faithful husband just like Selma, and she can settle down then after having been carved out like a holloween jack o lantern all her fun. Sound great!  WooHoo, for Foxy.

  4. Morgan Fistman 07/03/2008 11:43

    you guys know what this means right?

    BRIAN AUSTIN GREENE IS SINGLE!!!

  5. Morgan Fistman 07/03/2008 11:45

    im movin on up to the 90210

  6. ham sandwich 07/03/2008 11:46

    Ug. Hate the tats. Why must she mar her skin that way? I mean, I would never allow my daughter to have all those tattoos. Not after lovingly washing her skin every day for the last 17 years.

  7. noonespecial200 07/03/2008 11:47

    So now I have as much of a chance as I ever had. Nil to zero.

    Well, at least I won't feel guilty about jerking off to her picture. I'm against adultery, the good Catholic that I am.

  8. Smeg McMuffin 07/03/2008 11:52

    Anybody got her Myspace Facebook?

  9. tangocash00001 07/03/2008 12:00

    and there's another little broken hearted jew in jewville tonight. buck up Brian, you've got plenty in the spank bank.

  10. tangocash00001 07/03/2008 12:03

    "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she's too young to marry him."

    translation: " i want to suck and fuck as much cock as i can get before i get married"

  11. yohnskull22 07/03/2008 12:07

    Hammie - 'It put's the lotion on its skin or else it get's the hose again'

  12. Oprah's Dick 07/03/2008 12:10

    That "BRIAN" tattoo she has by above her vag continues to be a sound investment.

  13. djtechsys 07/03/2008 12:14

    hammy - that was one of the creepiest things i've read on here. KUDOS!

  14. Withershanks Mcgee 07/03/2008 12:15

    Why with the tatoos? However if I was the tatoo artist about to emroider Megan Fox's silky smooth skin; I would go rub one out in the ink batch about to do the tat. That was wherever I am Megan will always have a piece of me with her. Thats like something out of the Bible.

  15. Zack 07/03/2008 12:15

    Let's go ahead and get this out there: the real reason why she dumped him is that his age was becoming a factor and he simply couldn't keep up with her in the sack.  

  16. tblaney6591 07/03/2008 12:15

    Great!  We're all back in the game boys!
     
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  17. RonDogg 07/03/2008 12:17

    I sure hope he made MANY videos

  18. Laudnum Lily 07/03/2008 12:18

    her tats are kind of stupid…

  19. Withershanks Mcgee 07/03/2008 12:20

    All tatoos are fucking stupid. They act as an idiot indicator.

  20. ososexilexi 07/03/2008 12:21

    I'm sure Brian has a vast collection of sex tapes starring his former Fox, Ron. They've been together for four years? How old is this chick? 22? Pssh, she was surely young and naive enough to put something to film! And Greene is certainly going to be brokenhearted enough to release something for spite.

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