07.30.2008 MITCH IS ON THE CASE

Amy Winehouse’s jackass dad - the same person who has sat idly as his daughter very publically kills herself with drugs - is reportedly furious that someone spiked Amy’s drink with E, which he thinks caused her health problems last week and sent her to the hospital.  And now, Mitch is out for justice!  The Sun says:

It was originally thought she had suffered a reaction to medication she was taking to help her quit Class A drugs.
But last night it emerged that cabbie MITCH, 54, is now certain that her drink had been spiked.
A source said after Rehab star Amy was discharged yesterday: “Mitch is
Furious.  He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink — and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.  He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he’s waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to fit.  If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy’s flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it.”

Ohhh baby, NOW we're gonna see some action. This Mitch, I tell ya what, he’s a real tornado, he’s like Rommel, he see's what he wants and he takes it.  Wait … no … I meant to say he's an enabling fuckup who should be arrested when his daughter inevitably dies of an overdose because he sat there and did nothing.  At the very least his penis should be welded to his leg so he can't have any more kids that are nothing but a drain on society's resources.

(82) Comments

  1. mom2ross 07/30/2008 06:01

    Who spiked her crack pipe?

  2. Perry 07/30/2008 06:01

    First

  3. Paleomiz 07/30/2008 06:04

    At the very least his penis should be welded to his leg

    And I'm just the gal to do it! *breaks out sexy welder's outfit and blowtorch*

  4. someoneluvsu 07/30/2008 06:05

    Hmmm,  Mitch, Joe Simpson, Billy Ray or Hulk Hogan … This father of the year competition keeps getting  tougher. 

    (Personally, I think Hilter's dad did a better job)

  5. ososexilexi 07/30/2008 06:08

    "Someone" (AKA Amy) put E in her drink. And is now blaming a mysterious "Friend". Yeah, I tried all of this shit as a teenager. "They're not my smokes, mom. I'm just holding 'em for a friend!"

  6. Mongro Jackson 07/30/2008 06:14

    Fuckin A Mitch, I'm with ya!!!

    *straps AK47 to shoulder and dons camo*

    Let's hit the jungle and kill some nips!!!

  7. pepper 07/30/2008 06:14

    It was originally thought she had suffered a reaction to medication she was taking to help her quit Class A drugs.

     

    Did they mean Class H drugs? 

     

     

     

  8. ososexilexi 07/30/2008 06:14

    I guess it's too much to hope that "someone" in her camp is trying to kill her. So, which one of you fuckers infiltrated her inner circle and set this devious plan into action? Don't be shy. You'll be commended and will surely receive the highest honors the Durdenites can offer!

  9. heart rob 07/30/2008 06:15

    wait amy has had drinks that weren't laced with drugs?

    Dad of the year runner up behind Miley's popop 

  10. Emmalee 07/30/2008 06:19

    The thing that kills me is that she is one of the very few vocalists that are actually talented.  Yet, here she is…pissing it all away.  So unbelievable!

  11. Slaappy got fingered 07/30/2008 06:20

    If I was as ugly as Mitch and produced an even uglier daughter I'd be out for justice!   The Sun says:

     

    Long dome Mitch and an even strangely longer domed daughter Amy were out for stroll today… exciting, we know!

  12. someoneluvsu 07/30/2008 06:23

    If your body is filled with every drug imaginable, just how much "e" can you put in a drink that would even phase someone like Amy Crackhouse? 

    Was she double fistin Big Gulps??? 

  13. THE O.G. HATER 07/30/2008 06:25

    It was ME! Muahahahaah!!!!

    I knew that E would drive her over the edge, fuck all that heroin, crack cocaine shit, if you really wanna kill yourself with drugs, pop some E. Fuck that Heath shit, the old Oxy+Xanax+Cocaine mixture, Extacy is the way to go!!! Woot!

    Die bitch Die! Im still in the lead in our circle's Amy death pool!

  14. Cardash 07/30/2008 06:25

    When Amy Winehouse take a drug, the drug gets high, not her.

  15. pepper 07/30/2008 06:25

      I bought this new CD by Royksopp's - Night out, Fucking great!   Never too old or bold to get or try new things…Never heard of them before.   Love that song "What else is there"

     

    Amy can die and I will not miss her for one second. 

  16. pepper 07/30/2008 06:26

    Doc. I hope you are safe. I can't believe the number of aftershocks you got in 24 hours.

  17. SCBitch 07/30/2008 06:29

    Pepper - it really wasn't that bad.  We just like to make a fuss. 

    It really wasn't that good, as far as I know the ground did not open up and swallow Shia/Brittney/Lindsay.

  18. pepper 07/30/2008 06:34

    Page A11 of the New York Times reads ,Jayden a 5 year old boy,  thought the shaking was made by a "Tyrannousaurus rex walking"

  19. Emmalee 07/30/2008 06:37

    Pepper-  I checked them out.  They are really good!  I like that "Only This Moment" single!

  20. Paleomiz 07/30/2008 06:38

    I love the look on her face: "Hmm, I wonder if I killed him and chopped him into little pieces–could I SMOKE him?"

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