07.01.2008 NEW DARK KNIGHT STUFF

Dominoes Pizza has an exclusive online trailer for "The Dark Knight", for some inexplicable reason, and it actually has quite a bit of new footage. Unfortunately there’s still no sign that Ben Affleck is in this. That guy just can't make a bad movie. 

(41) Comments

  1. Brandon103 07/01/2008 07:07

    FISTER

  2. Paleomiz 07/01/2008 07:08

    Dominoes Pizza has an exclusive online trailer for "The Dark Knight", for some inexplicable reason

    Probably because the Joker's makeup looks a lot like a large sausage and pepperoni.

  3. heart rob 07/01/2008 07:09

    i can't wait to see this flic. it will probably disappoint me a lot but i'll still pay the $9.75 and try to enjoy it as much as possible

  4. leftnutofjesus 07/01/2008 07:11

    ole-accidental-overdose-while-fucking-a-rolled-up-bill is dead for a reason.

    you should never get high at an olsen twin's apartment

    you should never give an open mouth facial to an olsen twin unless you're in an alley. 

    General Motors stock is plummeting. 

  5. leftnutofjesus 07/01/2008 07:14

    heart rob. 

    you'd be better off going to a glory hole with a badger on the other side and giving the midget at the door 9.50.

    or i could just refer you to this barfly i met about six months ago.  like a beaver cage, but close enough. 

  6. The Fried Man 07/01/2008 07:17

    I still jerk off manually.  Thanks for asking.

  7. dirtydiane 07/01/2008 07:18

    lefty-the glory hole was yesterday in celebration of his BIRTHDAY!  Sorry heart rob(ber), couldn't resist…birthdays are mucho fun-o. ;)

  8. MG Admirer 07/01/2008 07:19

    Wrong Website -this should be on Film Drunk.

  9. barry allen 07/01/2008 07:22

    given a choice, who would you pick, bale, or hag gyllenhaal?

  10. dirtydiane 07/01/2008 07:24

    gyllenhaal is the homliest looking, no-chin-having hag i've ever seen.  seriously, the inventor of the sars guard can do better.

  11. PollyAnna 07/01/2008 07:27

    I haven't enjoyed Bale's acting so much, but looking at him is not too painful.

  12. ososexilexi 07/01/2008 07:27

    I loved Bale in American Psycho. Both Gyllenhaal's are disgusting. Reese took serveral steps down when she hooked up with Jake after scoring with Ryan Phillipe's fine ass for so long.

  13. MG Admirer 07/01/2008 07:27

    This is on WWTDD and Tera Patrick is on Film Drunk.  - WTF ?

  14. lgcjoker 07/01/2008 07:30

    Wrong website yet, but this is already on FD also. Weird.

  15. Evil Malcom Norris 07/01/2008 07:33

    IS it part of "his" Batman or why is Bale grimacing?

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 07/01/2008 07:36

    Reese is with Jake Gayandall for three basic reasons:

    1. Gayandall faintly resembles a man
    2. They both love shopping (and men) aka cmmon ground
    3. Gayandall will naver have an affair with another woman…unless (s)he hooks up with Cynthia Nixon's woman man hideous Grendel-like beast
  17. Rick (with a silent P) 07/01/2008 07:39

    never even…sheesh…gotta look out for that Correction Chimp…

  18. ososexilexi 07/01/2008 07:40

    Not that I envy her failed marriage with Ryan … He seems like the type of guy that you'd meet at a bar/club and take home to ride like a bull for a one night stand with barely seven words passing between you. Which is exactly how I like to roll. Less talk, more fuck.

  19. ososexilexi 07/01/2008 07:42

    Me: Hi.

    Ryan: Hey.

    Me: Wanna fuck?

    Ryan: Let's roll.

  20. PollyAnna 07/01/2008 07:45

    The bad boy knocked up the good girl and they got hitched. They tried to make it work for a while, but he was still a bad boy…

    Now Jake may be able to get another kid out of her before they split and he comes out officially and gets joint custody.

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