07.07.2008 NICOLE KIDMAN HAD A BABY GIRL

Nicole Kidman and her husband, country music star Keith Urban, announced today that Nicole has given birth to their first child, a little girl named Sunday Rose.  She was born very early this morning in Nashville.  People magazine says…

"Husband Keith was by Nicole's side, and mother and baby are very well," said spokesman Paul Freundlich, who added that the couple were "delighted" to make the announcement. He also said the baby girl weighed 6 lbs., 7.5 oz.
In the days leading up to the birth, the couple – who celebrated their second wedding anniversary on June 25 – didn't stray from their normal routine in and around Nashville, where they reside in a gated community.
From early morning stops at a local Starbucks for warm drinks to a little sweat at the gym later in the day (Kidman was a regular at spin and yoga classes during her pregnancy), the couple remained low-key.
"She's never been happier and healthier," says a close family friend. "She is absolutely radiant and enjoying nesting and homemaking with Keith at their new home in Nashville."
The pregnancy was first announced in January. Kidman has two other children with her former husband Tom Cruise: Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13.

It’s important to mention that Nicole Kidman has two other kids, because I’m not even sure if she knows that at this point.  Poor Conner is gonna get arrested one day.  He’s a black teenager and Nicole has no idea who the hell he is.  She's gonna come home late one night and see him on the couch and call the cops.  “Yes, he’s in the house right now, please hurry.”

(42) Comments

  1. Slaappy got fingered 07/07/2008 13:10

    Poor kid going to have a enormous forehead

  2. TW 07/07/2008 13:15

    Yeah Slaap. that and an irresistable urge to wear beige and other overly neutral colors.
    If that fucking background in the banner pic wasn't pink… Aren't these people famous enough where others dress them? WTF is wrong with them.

  3. Dirty Hairy 07/07/2008 13:17

    Why does Urban have "retard hair"?

  4. Bobafet 07/07/2008 13:17

    It sounds made up…

  5. man bear pig 07/07/2008 13:18

    They named the kid Sunday? Wtf is that all about?

  6. You There, Foodbag! 07/07/2008 13:18

    Where's your Stetson you fucking cokehead?

    Oh wait, is this post about Nicole Kidman?

    I'm sorry.  

  7. man bear pig 07/07/2008 13:20

    In other news I took a 7.5 lb shit today. It was followed immediately followed by a long nap. 

  8. Zack 07/07/2008 13:20

    This registers a big fat zero on the care-o-meter.

  9. scum 07/07/2008 13:20

    I dont like girls that are more pasty then my man milk.

  10. Avatar 07/07/2008 13:20

    If it takes God Almighty to destroy the whole of Earth to rid the Universe of all those millionaire mental patients, … er … so be it!!!!

  11. Slaappy got fingered 07/07/2008 13:21

    I doubt they make a 30 gallon hat to cover those foreheads Foodbag

  12. Picnic Bear 07/07/2008 13:21

    Zack says: This registers a big fat zero on the care-o-meter.

    Yes, but what does it register on the bear-o-meter?

  13. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 07/07/2008 13:23

    I knew the lass was perverted, but damn!!!

  14. TW 07/07/2008 13:23

    So she was with Cruise and they couldn't have kids. They split and now each of them has been able to procreate? 

    I guess someone finally explained to Tom that 'putting the hardest thing you have into where she pees' was not referring to dropping a bowling ball into her toilet.

  15. TW 07/07/2008 13:28

    DH,
    Urban looks like the segeant after he had his head up a horse's ass in one of the Police Acadmy movies.

    Thanks for that visual…

  16. dirtydiane 07/07/2008 13:28

    Worst. Actress. In. The. World.

  17. THE O.G. HATER 07/07/2008 13:28

    A Kangaroo & A Koala had a kid?

     

    Thats fucked up…

  18. TW 07/07/2008 13:29

    dirtyd,
    She was good in BMX Bandits.

  19. Smeg McMuffin 07/07/2008 13:32

    It looks like she's trying to hold the kid in in the banner pic.

  20. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 07/07/2008 13:32

    I guess someone finally explained to Tom that 'putting the hardest thing you have into where she pees' was not referring to dropping a bowling ball into her toilet.

    TW that was triffic! Now come help me sponge the lager off my monitor. 

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