OHAI CLAIRE DANES

By brendon July 16, 2008 @ 3:41 PM

Claire Danes is not a natural beauty like me or Angelina Jolie or me, but she does have a hot white girl ass.  And when she tans she lies down like a lady. I appreciate that. The whole GD world is in Italy right now and Claire is no exception.  Here she is in Ischia with her boyfriend Hugh Dancy, thankfully not pictured.  Does any work get done in Hollywood or is it just trips to Italy and fancy cars and drugs and experimenting with anal.  Helen Mirin, Sienna Miller, Eva Longoria, Uma Thurman and Claire are all in Italy.  Is anyone still here?  You could drive around Universal studios tonight all drunk and rob all the trailers and drive golf balls into the Psycho house and watch movies all alone like you're Omega Man.

(picture source = INF Daily)



(85) Comments

  1. Paleomiz 07/16/2008 16:23

    I had no idea Claire Danes was a 12-year old boy. Thanks for the heads up, B!

  2. scum 07/16/2008 16:24

    Why am I hungy right now?

  3. Dan Daoust 07/16/2008 16:26

    I think that bikini top is a formality at this point.

  4. snappy.vajayjay 2.0 07/16/2008 16:26

    Tanning those inner crotch lines, I see. Where's Hulk when you need him?

  5. snappy.vajayjay 2.0 07/16/2008 16:28

    I always liked her in this the Soul Asylum video… 

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luyBMqGDIOc

     

     

  6. scum 07/16/2008 16:28

    Never mind I just saw the face and lack of boobage.*goes back to pleasuring myself while thinking of the girls of WWTDD*

  7. scum 07/16/2008 16:31

    Maybe the chick that Dick groped was built like this, that would explane alot.

  8. Slaappy got fingered 07/16/2008 16:32

    Bannerpic

     

    Picture Smeg avatar, cause you know that skinny the larger meat curtains

  9. Paleomiz 07/16/2008 16:35

    "Ischian authorities are at a loss to explain the overbearing smell of rotten tuna in the area, as no dead fish have washed ashore."

  10. scum 07/16/2008 16:37

    No dead fish but plenty of buzzards overhead.

  11. FrankieG 07/16/2008 16:37

    If "hot" means "flat," then yeah, I guess she does have a hot ass.

  12. heart rob 07/16/2008 16:41

    and hot ass you are secretly trying to say jeesh i wish her tits had a little hot to go with that nipple

  13. Otis Fenchlark 07/16/2008 16:42

    2nd pic on the bottom (the one with the guy)

     

    Is that a tail?

  14. TheAdlerian 07/16/2008 16:45

    Teenage boy?

  15. Paleomiz 07/16/2008 16:49

    No dead fish but plenty of buzzards overhead.

    I think the problem is someone told her to eat a fucking sandwich and she mistakenly stuck a tunafish on rye in the wrong orifice

  16. Michael DeNicola\'s dead nazi mother 07/16/2008 17:10

    Ooooooooooooo…

  17. Cilantro 07/16/2008 17:11

    Hey everyone!

     

    I hate to be a whore, but check out my blog! It's better than Claire Danes' skinny booty.

     

    http://wholefoodshotties.blogspot.com/ 

  18. Paleomiz 07/16/2008 17:14

    Hey Cilantro!

    We don't cotton to spammers here. So either knock it the fuck off or GTFO. Oh, and I am really hoping your response to this is, "Who the fuck do you think you are?"

  19. Harenmahkeester 07/16/2008 17:15

    I thought she was sexy in Shop Girl (with Steve Martin).  I remembered her having bigger tits in that movie, though.  Must watch again to confirm.

    Unlike virtually everyone else here, I would be more attracted to her with smaller tits.  Keep lusting after the babes with the big racks, everyone.  That's more hot, normal girls for me…

  20. Hugh Jampton 07/16/2008 17:16

    The beaver needs some rays too!

    Am I the only person not on a yacht in the Med at the moment.  No wonder the economy is going down the drain.

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