I don’t actually know who Paulina Rubio is. I think she’s Mexican. According in INF Daily, she spent the “afternoon swimming and tanning with her husband Nicolas Vallejo Najera in Ibiza (Spain) today”. If I were working in a swimsuit store near this and her husband came in, I would fake a Spanish accent and point to Paulina and say, “is this for that dirty beech?” And he would be all like, “what did you say”. And I would say, “our beaches are so dirty; people leave bottles and wrappers all over.” And he would say, “oh.” And I would point to his wife again and say, “still, I wouldn’t mind getting on that dirty beech right now.” And it would never get old.
shes purrrrty
Sneer face and the rat.
butteface
Since all of the really worthless celebrities seem to be vacationing in Spain right now, we should just nuke the country and get it over with (how can we rationalize the killing of millions of people to rid the world of a handful of self-important, talentless douchebags? Two words, my friends: THE INQUISITION)
Shes hot when she looks away. Id hit it.
I'll leave the dog to Tango.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
/MPFC
I don't get it. Why does a MExican spend his vacation in Spain?! It's at the same level of dirt and heat.
Dirty fuckin Beech.
Paleo: Nah, we don't want the smoke to make it's way to China. There's an Olympics about to happen there.
Two Words; Military Industrial Complex
That dog tag on her bikini means she just had her rabbies shot.
Hahahahahaha!!!!! The "dirty beech" routine is AWESOME! Fucking comic gold.
Also, nice work with the "Inquisition" bit, DOC.
And they say dog owners and their dogs start to look alike…
Why is this beech wearing Lilo's boyfriend's hat? Will there be a Lilo/Dirty Beech catfight? Will there be video?
The horizontal stripes make her tits look fat.
diane, maybe so, but in this case, only the dog has any personality…
I'd agree Rick…I have no clue who this bitch is and I don't really want to waste my precious masturbation time finding out. I know, I know…I'm such a hateful bitch. :)
She has a nice ass….
for me to cum in!! (see how I did that? see huh huh huh? - Bored!)
Is she asking if you want to buy some oranges?
diane, that just means you have your priorities in order…you ALWAYS have to love yourself first…kick-start dildo optional…