07.28.2008 PLEASE JUST DIE

Amy Winehouse was up to her usual stoned and drunken antics last night in London, and I'm not even remotely joking when I say I wish this bitch would just die.  If she doesn’t care if she lives, why the hell should I?  She has every advantage in the world and she decided to throw it all away instead.  This is why my drug of choice is reading.  With books, there's no limit to the magical worlds you can discover.    

(photo source = bauer griffin)




(36) Comments

  1. yelraf 07/28/2008 06:06

    Like B said, "Die, already, Goddammit!!"

  2. whynot 07/28/2008 06:15

    she has the following options

    1. get clean

    2. get in the studio and do something (dont have to be clean)

    3. die

  3. zenotek 07/28/2008 06:15

    Hooray for trainwrecks!  I know I don't speak alone when I say the world needs more trainwrecks.  You with me leftnutofjesus?

  4. Hard worker 07/28/2008 06:21

    Jeez I wish I hadn't looked. No chance of keeping breakfast down now.

  5. Mac-Daddy 07/28/2008 06:25

    For Doc's Show, I'd like to reqyest The BloodhoundGang's "I hope you die!"

    Thank you, Drive through!

  6. whynot 07/28/2008 06:28

    was she ever remotely do-able?

  7. yardsale 07/28/2008 06:33

    "This is why my drug of choce is reading"… maybe you should start "using" more. But seriously, the sooner Winehouse dies of an overdose the sooner the music industry can start raping her corpse.

  8. dirtydiane 07/28/2008 06:38

    Is she molting?  What's that you say?  Just facial herpes?  Oh, ok.

  9. yelraf 07/28/2008 06:45

    @ whynot:  Yeah, she was.  Just do a google image search on her.  In the early days, it was a completely different story.

  10. TW 07/28/2008 06:49

    DD, she's "remolting".
    Yeah, I'll go with Turning Stomachs for $4oo, Alex.

  11. dirtydiane 07/28/2008 06:58

    Whatever it is TW, I hope to Yaweh that's it excruciatingly painful and 100% fatal.

  12. Frankly, Scarlett 07/28/2008 07:16

    I can tell that at any moment she and her peeps are going to burst into breakdancing to save the rec center.

  13. SCBitch 07/28/2008 07:23

    well, the money must be going on drugs because it sure as hell isn't going on clothes and soap and a hairbrush.

  14. El Douche Bago 07/28/2008 07:31

    Oh sure Amy, laugh now.

    It's all fun and games until you're hideously addicted to crack and the doctors tell you that the likelihood of you living for another year is slim to none if you keep up the way you have been…oh wait, that's already happend.

     Whatever then, just keep sinking lower and lower. Makes my vices look a lot more mild.

  15. ham sandwich 07/28/2008 07:35

    This is why I am opposed to gun control. We all know Great Britian doesn't allow firearms. If the dictatorial government hadn't taken all those fine firearms away from the nation's hunters, her moose head would be mounted over Bwana's desk.

  16. ejay 07/28/2008 07:37

    My god, she's a mess. Her makeup is smudged!

  17. Avatar 07/28/2008 07:46

    I'm so bored with this revoltingly stupid nobody. DIE! DIE! DIE! er … die.

  18. TW 07/28/2008 09:30

    I've said this a hundred times before and yes, it's still worth repeating:

    What the fuck is up with her shoes? It's like the only pair she owns. she's wearing them in every motherfucking picture every motherfucking time.

    Change yo' shoes bitch. I can only imagine what her undies look/smell like. But that's because I haven't had lunch yet. Sorry people!

  19. Bulb 07/28/2008 10:02

    Those pics were taking when Amy decided to go out busking. Unfortunately she forgot her guitar and had to improvise with an interpretation of "Swan Lake".

    After three minutes of looning about, she'd earned 14p. Result!

  20. nicktherat 07/28/2008 10:36

    oh amy, why cant i party with you?

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