There are new stills out from "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People", starring Kirsten Dunst, Megan Fox and (the totally awesome) Simon Pegg, and I think someone from casting needs to go back to casting school. How could they put the Most Beautiful Woman In The World in the same scene with Megan Fox? Snaggletooth lights up the screen, while poor unfortunate looking Megan just has to stand there and try not to get lost. They should call this "Hottie and the Nottie 2". It's not Megan's fault, I guess, just a cruel trick of fate that placed her next to my beloved Kirsten. Frankly I'm surprised Kirsten's unsurpassed beauty even registers on film. It's like trying to lasso a rainbow.
FIRST! Also, my first post ever.
FIRST! Also, first post ever. Long-time reader.
Kirsten is either so desperate to do a film, or her agent never told her who else would be in it, probably as revenge against Tooth. That agent needs to be made a studio head NOW.
you really want a depressing movie put snaggletooth and maggie gyllenhaal in the same movie, its like having a double dose of droopyness in the same film where you the audience definitely will cry even if no words are said
…oh forgot to mention….GOD DAMN MEGA-FOX has some purdy succulent nipples
Going the other way… I wait for the day someone in HOllywood has the epiphany of casting both Jessica Alba and Megan Fox together in the same flick!!!! (hoping of course Alba bounces back from preggers) better yet, why not go all the way and make them lovers - I mean if they (woody) can make Johansson and Cruz together in "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" … then they can make every guys wild dream come true and god damn, put those two together!!
Does KD ever take off the raincoat and/or old lady jacket, or does she know better?
dragon = visionary.
Her boobs look saggy and and thin in the front without that padded push up bra she wears all the time.
Where'd Megan Fox's tits go?
Killa76, you should know that we think people who post "FIRST" like it's some uber accomplishment are complete douchebags. But welcome, nonetheless–hopefully, you'll have more to contribute than that firstpostinggarbage!
Umm Lance…that's what happens when a woman doesn't wear a bra…cruel and crazy joke on us but yes that is the reality of what a bra does to a woman's tits.
Like you all would't nail KD if you had the chance! el oh el
However, yeah, I'm sure KD's rep was a bit pissed at the casting director for this one!
AGENT: MY CLIENT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HOTTEST!
CASTING DIRECTOR: YOUR CLIENT WAS HOT IN 2000, NOT ANYMORE! DEAL WITH IT!
Is it me or does Kirsten look hung over in the banner pic?
Like you all would't nail KD if you had the chance!
As long as her pussy doesn't have the same raptor teeth as her mouth, I think you would be safe. Just keep your dick away from her face (long distance facial loads are of course encouraged)
Why does MF DOOM have a snaggle in the banner pic?
The director was like, we need TWO SNAGGLES for this film damnit! I SAID TWO SNAGGLES!!!
Yeah, it's too early for anyone to be clever. Except James Blunt. He said that was his name and i felt he was very succinct.
This explains why Kirsten looks like shit lately… I would feel like a hideous beast next to Megan Fox, too… and I'm way hotter than Kirsten.
Nice chestbone on that there megan.
I guess I'm gay. I just don't get the whole Megan Fox thing. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, and the nipples are groovy, but I just don't think she's exceptionally hot from a Hollywood standard. In fact (here comes wwtdd heresy) … KIRSTEN LOOKS BETTER THAN MEGAN IN THE BANNER PICTURE. She's certainly more covered, and maybe a bit tired, but at least she doesn't have the look of a valley girl being mesmerized by a guy in a clown costume waving a box of Ho-Hos. (And by the way, whose teeth are snaggly in that banner picture? WHOSE TEETH? Answer me THAT one.)
Jeez, I CAN'T be gay. I can't afford the clothes ………
I want Dunst to sink her fangs into me at the point of climax, yeaaaaaaaaaa!