The biggest news of Comic Con this weekend may have been the premiere of the very long and very well put together trailer for "X-Men Origins: Wolverine". There’s no official release yet but of course it leaked. This is as good as it gets for nerds like me. The only way it could get better is if Sabertooth were played by Diora Baird, and the story was about a quest for panties.
My brain just masterbated!
Even sweeter is that teaser for Tron 2. Who cares about Wolverine?
this is more like some cleavage shot for nerds
Hopefully it doesn't suck as much dick as The Last Stand did.
The only thing worse than people who clap at the end of movies are people who cheer for trailers.
You guys, I finally saw The Dark Knight yesterday! It was awesome. My favorite part of the whole experience was when the Joker said, "Hello, beautiful" to Maggie Gaginthaal and I snorted loudly, laughed and exclaimed, "Yeah, right!" The entire theater laughed along with me in agreement in regard to her sickeningly obvious unattractiveness. What a laugh riot! Group heckling is only one of the many reasons why I love seeing movies in Philly.
No release date … except for the May 1st date that's shown on the screen at the end of the trailer.
…a quest for panties that ends in failure, hopefully.
Yep, real fuckin nerdy porn that is.
Remember, nerds invented the internet to talk about porn.
Tron2 - and WHY should I be interested? I notice also that thbis is now a "franchise".
Should I look forward to later in the year when the Xanadu franchise announces Xanadu2 - Electric Boogaloo ?
………..
X men movies suck. They ruined all my favorite comics. Even Spawn sucked.
Tron is for teh gheys.
You know, Wolverine is cool and all, but I'm still pissed about the lack of Apocalyspe. Seriously, an immortal supervillan that forced the X-Men and Brotherhood to join forces wasn't important enough to add to your movie? Gay.
Can't believe that Jeff Bridges will be in Tron2. Will he be riding one of those trikes - those for geriatrics who cannot hold up a 2 wheeler anymore?
Obviously he's building on his superhero/fantasy acting career after a rousing reception as the baddie in Iron Man, which for all you Dark Knight fans was significantly more entertaining.
OMFGambit
Gay porn for retards, you mean. This is the campiest, gayest, most homo-erotic, piece of Hollywood trash I've seen since … well, The Dark Knight! Just horrible.
… Doira Baird … panties …
What are the rest of you even talking about?
I just came. I just came. I just came. I just came.
I need a towel.