RIHANNA FORGOT SOMETHING

By brendon July 31, 2008 @ 6:26 AM

Rihanna left boyfriend Chirs Brown (I have no idea who that is) at home last night while she hit the clubs in NYC in a kick ass see thru top.  Although maybe I wish she hadn’t.  That bitch is hot as hell but her breasts look kind of weird.  I believe the technical term is, "saucer nips".  I read that in a science magazine about women.  It was called, "Sexy Chocolate Mamas".

(97) Comments

  1. ChiefKeefe 07/31/2008 06:47

    Big brown chewies blow little pink suckies away anyday!

  2. Mr_Larry 07/31/2008 06:50

    She has a pierced right nipple.

  3. Slaappy got fingered 07/31/2008 06:52

    Pasty

     

    Not the nipple cover but the meat pie pastry 

  4. connectionman1 07/31/2008 06:54

    that nose looks like twin train tunnels through a mountain. 

    although, the nippies would be great chew toys.! 

  5. ososexilexi 07/31/2008 06:54

    Spook!!

  6. Quinlan 07/31/2008 06:55

    Brown or pink areolas are like the "Sneak Previews" to an upcoming Blockbuster Movie!

  7. THE O.G. HATER 07/31/2008 06:56

    I didnt see sheit. Maybe Im not looking hard enough.

    LMAO @ 2 things tho. In pic one, the bodyguard is so black you can only see his shoe. 2nd he's a fat ass wearign a shirt that says "Run Less". hahahaha!

  8. yohnskull22 07/31/2008 06:58

    Peanut butter cups.

     

    and um. hot anyway.  'BANGIN' as the bruthahs might say.

  9. ham sandwich 07/31/2008 06:59

    Alien.

  10. Observer 07/31/2008 07:00

    She looks less like a Sexy Chocolate Mama and more like my Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee.

  11. Evil Malcom Norris 07/31/2008 07:00

    Did I miss the point? Where's the punchline! 

  12. ososexilexi 07/31/2008 07:01

    Porch monkey!!

  13. dirtydiane 07/31/2008 07:01

    Her music sucks.

  14. Paleomiz 07/31/2008 07:01

    Rihanna's breasts reminded me of a story–My 7th grade English teacher had a severe case of wandering eye–one would be moving correctly while the other one would be all over the fucking place. It was very puzzling, especially as there were 3 Lisas in class that year, so every time she called on "Lisa" all 3 of us would answer because we had no idea who the fuck she was addressing.  Yea, Rihanna's titties are like that.

     

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  15. El Douche Bago 07/31/2008 07:02

    Sheer tops and massive areolas, great way to start off the day.

  16. Observer 07/31/2008 07:02

    Why do Black (or "African-American) chicks NEVER show their tits in movies the way someone like a Heather Graham or even Sienna Miller does…….yet on the National Geographic Channel…..those titties are WILD and everywhere?

  17. RonDogg 07/31/2008 07:03

    Chris IS brown…

     

    And Rhianna has a god damned FiveHead.

  18. ososexilexi 07/31/2008 07:03

    Two words, Ob. Monster's Ball.

  19. Perry 07/31/2008 07:03

     

    It must have been chilly. She has a stupid tat on her foot. I wonder what (and where) other stupid tats she has.

     

     

  20. Observer 07/31/2008 07:04

    I love tits that go East and West simultaneously…..they show a spirit of adventure.

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