After dating for the past 5 years, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship. Vanity Fair was the first to break the story:
Sad news for comedy and monogamy fans: late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, comedienne Sarah Silverman, have broken up.
Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”
With them, so has the faith of all those believed—as we did—that their union was the binding force that kept Hollywood from exploding in a mass chain reaction of irony and sexual frivolity.
Some people say Vanity Fair is irrelavnt these days, but without them, who would take a simple break up story and report it in the fruitiest, most confusing way possible?
another ugly single chick.
Her ego couldn’t stand that he has bigger breasts than she does.
Oh shit i forgot to go “look at me, look at me I am first” you all pale in my shadow.
Is he fucking Matt Damon?
That being said, in my experiance jewish girls are good in bed because they are so fucking nuerotic.
sarah has big feet and a bad schtick
I'd hit that Jewess, but I bet the relapsed drunken mel gibson . . . sugar tits won't
Nice BlueBlockers, Jimmy.
well duh, she's fucking Matt Damon
Kimmel has dumped the super Jew, what a shame.
I thought he was married?
I've spent many evenings laughing up a storm from your skits Sarah and it doesn't matter what your dating situation happens to be, just as long as you continue bringing out the laughs in all of us.
As a young, talented and beautiful lady, you'll be dating and falling in love again in no time.
Randal
I'd make her swallow my load and then I'd yell, Murderer, you just ate 7 million potential people, Nazi whore!
good times
By the way: I saw this ugly bitch in the top 20's of the "Hottest 100", surrounded by fine pieces of ass like Jessica Biel and Scarlet Johansan. This ho couldnt make top 100 at a Jack Terrier contest.
" Nice
BlueJewBlockers, Jimmy"they give good head too scum
Scum- great edit! Couldn't have jewed it better myself.
“…the binding force that kept Hollywood from exploding in a mass chain reaction of irony and sexual frivolity.”
That’s kind of the greatest thing ever.
thedudeabides 14:08
very funny and yet so sick!
DON'T STOP!
Why am I remembering the SNL skit "Who's that jew in the Jewess Jeans"
Nice thing about a Jewess, they really never leave. If you want them back you can just roll a penny in front of their house and they'll come running.