SARAH SILVERMAN IS SINGLE

After dating for the past 5 years, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship.  Vanity Fair was the first to break the story:

Sad news for comedy and monogamy fans: late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, comedienne Sarah Silverman, have broken up.Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”With them, so has the faith of all those believed—as we did—that their union was the binding force that kept Hollywood from exploding in a mass chain reaction of irony and sexual frivolity.

Some people say Vanity Fair is irrelavnt these days, but without them, who would take a simple break up story and report it in the fruitiest, most confusing way possible?