07.10.2008 SELMA BLAIR IS CONFUSING ME

I truly don’t understand how Selma Blair is doing any of this.  I think it might be magic.  Every one of these pictures, of her yesterday in Manhattan, is nothing less than an attack that mocks my understanding of the physical world.  For starters, she’s clearly wearing a see thru shirt, yet I can't see her tits.  Secondly, I can’t even begin to imagine how she got her leg into this position.  That’s what people look like after they fall out of a plane, not when they’re just standing on the corner.  I also don’t get why she’s unbuttoning her shirt in a crowd, or how she gets her hair to do this.  It looks like hair that you would snap onto a Lego character. 




(45) Comments

  1. Peter Dragon 07/10/2008 04:10

    FIST!!!…and quoting a legend, "SHE'S A MAN BABY!!!"

  2. Silverback 07/10/2008 04:11

    Selma's crazy desirability … it's a complicated science. Don't expect me to explain it.

  3. Paparazzi Killer 07/10/2008 04:34

    Why is that shocking?  Even with a see-through shirt, you can't see what isn't there.

  4. tellmeyours 07/10/2008 04:35

    If you can't see tits, it means you're not looking hard enough.  (Now, and in just about every other life situation.)

  5. Otis Fenchlark 07/10/2008 04:40

    I want to be on her.

  6. Azazel 07/10/2008 05:08

    Shes obviously a ninja cyborg from the future programed to optical elude my boner. 

  7. The Ghost of Deano 07/10/2008 05:20

    1. tiny, light-pigmented nipples

    2. camera angle and subtle body shift

    3. tons of hair product 

  8. TW 07/10/2008 05:45

    Haha. You know you can order a bag of just hats and hair from Lego? It's like $5.

  9. ham sandwich 07/10/2008 05:53

    What has she done? And what happened to Crabbus?

  10. Paleomiz 07/10/2008 06:01

    Ugly dress, ugly bag, ugly hair, ugly shoes. The only way to make her fuckable would be to strip her baked and shave her head. Oh wait–

  11. Choc 07/10/2008 06:02

    Maybe she is the BLAIR witch? Ha Ha Ha……..no one? 

  12. Evil Malcom Norris 07/10/2008 06:11

    Sorry to ask..but whothefcuk is this!!

  13. ososexilexi 07/10/2008 06:14

    Paps still snap pictures of her? No wonder she looks so happy. No one's paid her any attention since Cruel Intentions.

  14. Silverback 07/10/2008 06:17

    She's the queen of the unwatchable sex scene, Evil. And unfortunately an itch I'd be happy to scratch.

  15. Mac-Daddy 07/10/2008 06:25

    Her best Performance in any movie = "The Sweetest Thing" She was a total slut and basically fucked the whole movie!

  16. The Fried Man 07/10/2008 06:42

    My grandpa used to wear shoes like that.  He didnt have any tits either. 

  17. O-D-Doo-Da-Day 07/10/2008 06:43

    I see her tits and they're really, really cute.

  18. Pottz 07/10/2008 06:51

    Jesus dude, put you're cock away.

  19. RonDogg 07/10/2008 07:01

    HellBoy woooooooooo

  20. Don Quipontch 07/10/2008 07:04

    I've never tried to strip someone baked but what the hell.

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