We're getting closer and closer to the day when a celebrity actually kills someone while driving high or drunk or both. The people of L.A. need to know that their lives are expendable according to the cops, who have made it clear that celebrities are above the law. The latest incident happened Saturday night at 3am, when Shia LaBeouf, 22, caused a two-car collision after he pulled in front of a car while making a left turn. His Ford F-150 was struck and flipped onto its roof. No one was seriously injured but Shia had extensive surgery on his left hand early Sunday morning and was booked on suspicion of felony DUI. TMZ says:
A witness tells us he heard a loud crash around 245 AM, then the sound of Shia's truck rolling over. The witness said he heard what he thought was a girl screaming "F**k," among other things. When he got down to scene, Shia was already out of the car and the female riding with him was crawling out of the drivers side of the truck. The truck was smoking, making noise and still running. The driver of the other car was also out of the car by this time. Shia and the female stood over by a wall while people were checking to see if everyone was okay. The witness said unlike most of the wrecks he's seen in the dangerous intersection, no one was cursing or yelling at each other. It took the cops 4-5 minutes to arrive at the scene. Two ambulances — along with one fire truck — showed up, and all parties involved walked to an ambulance unassisted. There were no breathalyzers or tests done at the scene.
Of course the charges against Shia have already been reduced from felony DUI to misdemeanor DUI. Based on every other case of celebrities breaking the law in L.A. by the time this is done he’ll be ticketed for illegal parking.
FUCK FISTERS!
What a Shiathead.
I wager that he'll serve 4min of jail time
Where's the LaBeouf?
La Douche deserves more than a mere slap on the wrist. Because he might just like that kind of punishment. Which is why I like him. Just don't tell anyone because I'm totally disgusted with myself over it.
Disney kids are awesome.
He must have thought he was driving a Transformer.
Once again my dreams are not fulfilled and another undeserving celebrity survives a drunken car accident. Fuck you, Karma!
His right hand was OK, since it was embedded in some girl at the time.
What a ghey thing to drive. You got all this money and you're driving a bone stock f-150? Reason #504080946 The he's Gheya LaDouche.
TW
HA! Yeah she nutted when he got deep up in that as the truck rolled over "a female voice was yelling FUCK FUCK!!"
Punishment should be never appearing in a Western film again. He should have to go to bollywood instead.
And be stoned to death.
Good thingToo bad he wasn't getting road head at the time, or he might be having extensive cock reattachment surgery instead.Think maybe the red light camera caught The Beef with his hand in the Cookie Jar?
Nah, smeg. He could have just left well enough alone and completed his gender reassignment surgery.
You don't understand. I had a similar accident a few years back. Driving innocently down the road, a guy pulls a left turn right across my path when it was clearly dangerous to do so.
this kid was on his third accident since he started driving 6 months previously. I have been driving since before he was conceived, with no prior accidents my fault. I had a witness who said it was 110% not my fault
I got blamed for the accident.
You see, however shit head drunk driving stupid dumb you are being, if someone else hits you, it's their fault. Shia is in the clear. He will be able to claim a new car off the person who hit him and 6 figs per person in injuries.
Isn't california wonderful?
Is he trying to throw everyone off his fag scent by driving a F-150? All that money and he buys a shitty truck. What a homo.
Shia LaPupu is just acting like a normal pickup driver. What's so special. Well, ok, he didn't used the headlights to flash and kill some deer…
You would think that if this truck flipped onto its roof that the roof would be at least dented and the windshield would be smashed. And how the fuck did the passenger walk away from this?
"normal pickup driver"? My friend, any true & responsible drunk pickup driver would have had spare beers in cooler in the bed of it… or a cooler full of empties.
It's why God gave us the Beer Window.