07.14.2008 SIENNA MILLER IS NAKED - UPDATE

Sienna Miller paraded around naked all over Italy this weekend with her alleged new boyfriend, Balthazar Getty.  His wife and four kids were unavailable for comment, due to the fact that they didn’t know about it until this.  Say what you will about Sienna, but she does have a habit of dating dorks and showing them the time of their lives.  She’s the best thing to happen to nerds since Lord of the Rings and jacking off.

NAKED UPDATE - more from her naked adventures over on socialite life



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  1. jellybaby 07/14/2008 05:15

    hooray for boobies!

  2. lady garden 07/14/2008 05:23

    that is no boobie-it's a first class tit

  3. Killa76 07/14/2008 05:23

    That slut… *sigh* I'll fap reluctantly.

     

  4. TW 07/14/2008 05:26

    Captain?  That's a Rear Admiral, if I ever saw one.

  5. TW 07/14/2008 05:29

    Whoa! Back this boat up…

    All she's wearing in the last half of the pics is the hat and/or a big smile.
    Bonus points to this "wood nymph(o)".

  6. yelraf 07/14/2008 05:29

    Wonder if he got to swab the poop deck?

  7. Perry 07/14/2008 05:35

    Permission to come aboard, Ma'am!

  8. graller 07/14/2008 05:38

    Ugh… Wife and 4 kids and he is standing naked in hotel room windows with another major celebrity. Can we ask how dumb Balthazar Getty is?

  9. TW 07/14/2008 05:43

    She's not Navy. They take off their hats indoors.

  10. Paleomiz 07/14/2008 05:43

    Didn't Sienna get cheated on in a publicly spectacular way when it was discovered Jude Law was sleeping with some other cunt? After that experience, what kind of bitch turns around and inflicts the same damage on another woman?

  11. TW 07/14/2008 05:44

    "All ahead full…"

  12. someoneluvsu 07/14/2008 05:44

    She's auditioning for the position of coxswain

  13. Slaappy got fingered 07/14/2008 05:53

    Port tittie is larger than Starboard

  14. TW 07/14/2008 06:01

    Slaap,
    she's right-handed.

  15. valiliv 07/14/2008 06:05

    this dude was a teen heartthrob, starred in a string of successful TV shows, looks like a model and is the scion of basically the most famous ultra-rich family of the 20th century. quite the geek :)

  16. ham sandwich 07/14/2008 06:10

    Yeah, she's decent. BTW: Can we get more Eva Mendez? One of the few hollywoodites that isn't a total waste of a human life.

  17. Observer 07/14/2008 06:26

    She deserves a Nobel Tit Prize.

  18. Quinlan 07/14/2008 06:28

    Sienna Miller: the Gift that keeps on giving.  What the fuck!  That chick is habitually topless!  She eats cereal topless, she buys shoes topless!

    I'm not complaining though - I'm quite pleased

  19. Jessica_Fangirl 07/14/2008 06:30

    She's a skank.  And her boobs must not be that great since she's having to get fake ones for GI fucking Joe.

     

  20. Jayms 07/14/2008 06:35

    The only place I've ever heard of this girl is on this website… and every time it's because she's naked and with a different dude every time.  Sounds like the kind of girl I'd date :-(

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