Remember these pictures? If not look at them because that's what this post is about, since the Daily Mirror says these scenes from the movie "Hippie Hippie Shake" will be digitally enhanced because Sienna Millers landing strip doesn’t reflect the grooming of the 60’s. Except they say it way more cringe inducingly…
Gird your loins for the next hair-raising installment - Sienna Miller and the magical growing muff!
Yep, the stunning actress found herself on the horns of a prickly dilemma during post-production of her latest movie Hippie Hippie Shake.
"The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder," says our studio mole.
"Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless.
"The only slight problem being that she's very much a girl of the Noughties - and this extends to her personal upkeep.
"Unfortunately, Brazilians weren't common in the 60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.
"A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.
"Sienna's private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.”
Unruly and loud? Jesus they make it sound like it’s going to attack me. It’s a vagina, not a bear. If I was with a girl and she took her pants off and I saw what they’re describing, I would start hitting it with my shoe.
Again with her boobies?
I just hooked up with a girl that looked like she was from the 60s and it totally threw me off my game
CGI for her pubes? Why not CGI her face? Better still reshoot the flick with Kate Beckinsale
Man that guy in the black shirt is really trying hard not to look, also a shame they didn't let the fat guy beside him turn around and get a peek. I'm no sienna fan but I'm sure that fatty hasn't ever seen kitty that nice
Where's Balthazar?
Haha, unruly and loud. I can already hear the digital enhancer gagging.
A merkin (first use, 1617) is a pubic wig originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or disguise the marks of syphilis.
BINGO!
I'm guessing the CGI guys had to digitally remove all the stretch marks and "Puffy was here" "Jude Law was here" and "The Pacific Fleet was here" graffiti on her kitty so they just decided to add hair while they were at it
I love eating tarantula…Mmmmm…
I do my part by breaking up with a woman whan she can't figure out how to take care of her box. Seriously, trim that shit back…
As some of you may recall, I'm fucking a Korean chick currently. Know what the best part about her is? She has no arm or leg hair. Not even armpit hair. It's like fucking a dolphin.
"If I was with a girl and she took her pants off and I saw what they’re describing, I would start hitting it with my shoe."
Sometimes, that's just a good practice anyway.
" If I was with a girl and she took her pants off and I saw what they’re describing, I would start hitting it with my shoe"
Interestingly enough, sometimes I just randomly hit the girls I'm with in the vagine with my shoe, just to keep them on their toes…and keep me erect.
Damn it Just the Tip! GREAT MINDS HIT VAGINAS ALIKE
Wait, so they can make people up to look like werewolves and aliens and whatever the fuck those things were in Pan's Labyrinth, but they can't make a bush look convincing? Bullshit. I could sweep up clippings off a barber's floor, rub them into some chewing gum, and make a pubic wig capable of fooling an audience. Do you think the truth is they just forgot until after filming?
Sienna Miller just enhanced the size of my penis
mephistopheles jefferson - she'll probably will have hair when she's older than 15
Meph, that's the sort of thing they should tell us about on the news. In fact, if Korean chicks just got some tee-shirts with the words "Like fucking a dolphin" on them, every other woman would have to double her carbon-footprint with electrolysis or move to France (or somewhere else that likes em fuzzy) just to have any chance of getting laid ever again.
I thought we were in the process of getting rid of Bush. Now they are digitally bringing back Bush? Fuck!
Wait. That's what people call a "pussy? Like, the thing most women have between their legs, right? So are you saying the hanging things with hairy balls I've been sucking for chocolate and sweets since Sunday school are male privates?! Damn, I think I was had. Thanks for the education WWTDD!! So cool!!