Every time Sienna Miller looks past her naked tits to lean over and make out with Balthazar Getty, she sees the name of his wife tattooed on his chest ("Rosetta"). His wife right now. As in today. As in, they're married and she's at home with their four kids. Holy crap. He might as well go home and shave his wifes head and kick her dog and dig up her dead parents and then bury them upside down too. Just go for it dude. Might as well gun it. Scott Peterson was a better husband than this guy.
(EXCLUSIVE pictures, courtesy of Splash news Online)
Fuck she likes to show those titties.
This chick is soooo used
That old dude in the black trunks has nicer tits than her.
I wonder if he is going to get a divorce over making out with this young man.
Tattoos are so great, but I'm not <del>tool</del> cool enough to have one, like Balthazar Fuckin' Getty does.
Lexi Rule 804; Concerning "International Waters": You don't dare float without rocking the boat. It's customary to molest the hottest piece of ass in attendance. Married or not.
Fair game, Sienna. Play on.
Messing up HTML is another reason why I don't have tattoos.
How she is even famous? Her movies suck, she's fugly, made fun of Pittsburgh. I hope she just falls off that boat and is attacked by baby great whites that chew her to pieces
“I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”
who said those words you ask? Megan Fox
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/43942/Sexy-Megan-s-secret-ambition/
I assume this means there are sex tapes, we just need someone to release them
Fuck it…the other douches on the boat don't seem to care.
"I assume this means there are sex tapes, we just need someone to release them."
Teh BAG will be embittered enough to do so in T-minus 3 months & counting.
Having just gotten back from Turks & Caicos, I can say unequivocally, every topless girl there had a nicer pair than this homely girl. Her boobs are only slightly better than her acting. Yuck.
If you shook her really hard, I'll bet her last three boyfriends would fall out of her vagina
ahem….boobs!
…granted, not the best pair but it's better than coffee to get me up "up" in the morning.
Wait, there's a story here, too? Who the fuck cares? The only story here concerns Sienna and her naked boobs. I can think of very few circumstances where naked boobs aren't the only story. Even bad boobs can be morphed into good boobs if you look at them long enough.
Lesson: there's a silver boob lining to every dark boob cloud.
Rich dudes are allowed to fuck movie stars while their wives take care of the kids as long as they keep the black Amex paid and don't mind if a trainer who's getting paid 300 bucks an hour cores out every orifice of their baby's mommas. Everyone wins when you're rich.
Hey! Nakked Sienna. Anyone? No?!
Does this chick even own a bikini top?
Fuck me. Mongro's made an excellent point. I should have married for money and not looks. Damn youth and it's impetuousness!