SOPHIE MONK IS THE WINNER

By brendon July 23, 2008 @ 6:50 AM

I don’t know what sexual predator designed Sophie Monks bikini, but god bless them, because that thing doesn’t even begin to cover anything once it gets wet.  She might as well wear a bikini made out of sugar or optimism.

(94) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 07/23/2008 06:56

    Picture #5: She looks like a fucking bat!!!

     

    I'd still throw every ounce of what I got into her ass…..it aint much, but it'll do. 

  2. Brandon103 07/23/2008 06:56

    who?

  3. Paleomiz 07/23/2008 06:57

    I have zero idea who this chick is, but at least she doesn't look like a chipmunk with Down's Syndrome like that whore Audrina

  4. Quinlan 07/23/2008 07:01

    Geez, you guys are amateurs, I've seen better bathing suits on the Wicked Weasel bathing suit website – in fact that's where I'm going now!

    http://galleries.wickedweasel.com/contributors/

  5. ososexilexi 07/23/2008 07:04

    She looks like a cross between an alien and Charlize Theron. Nice body, though.

  6. The Fried Man 07/23/2008 07:06

    Dollars to donuts this chick is banging a soccer player.  

  7. Mac-Daddy 07/23/2008 07:10

    omg this girl is hideously ugly wow, wtf omg no way eeeeek , ewwww, ummmmm I ran out of sarcastic euphamisms.

    Yeah, I'd raper her ass with gusto.

    Hot in:

    Date Movie, Click, and Entourage!

  8. Observer 07/23/2008 07:12

    I'd put the tip o' me dick in her cunt.

     

    With apologies to "Just The Tip". 

  9. RockDirt 07/23/2008 07:12

    Winner, winner, Chicken dinner.

  10. Habitual Line Stepper 07/23/2008 07:14

    Ya just gotta like a girl who will reach around and pull their own hair from behind, saves ya the trouble.

  11. yelraf 07/23/2008 07:14

    Doc…wait, what?  Audrina's a whore?  Why the hell wasn't I notified sooner.  Dammit.

    Quinlan…Wicked Weasel FTW!!

  12. Habitual Line Stepper 07/23/2008 07:15

    Winner, Winner, Chicken dinner stick it Inner.

     

    fixed 

  13. Quinlan 07/23/2008 07:19

    Ah yes, Wicked Weasel has been providing quality service to French, Austrialian and German MILFs for the past few years.  I loved that company….

     

  14. Fancy Pants 07/23/2008 07:19

    I'd throw it in her butt.

  15. Smeg McMuffin 07/23/2008 07:20

    The bikini that covers best, covers least.

  16. Just the Tip 07/23/2008 07:23

    No apologies Observer: Agreed.

    What the hell is she wearing in that shower?  Completely fucked up that shot.

  17. Habitual Line Stepper 07/23/2008 07:23

    What if your bikini WAS made out of optimism, and then you had a bad thought? It's funny to think about what might happen next.

  18. JustBeachy 07/23/2008 07:23

    correction: she becomes the winner after applying a paper bag braces.

  19. Frankly, Scarlett 07/23/2008 07:24

    She has the facial expressions of one of those Real Dolls.

  20. MG Admirer 07/23/2008 07:28

    She looks like a chipmunk with Downs Syndrome, in my opinion.

     

    Wierd looking girl.     Estella Warren is 100 times hotter. 

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