No one asked, because all anyone is gonna look at in these pictures from the 4th of July is Tara Reids pokey tits and lumpy stomach, but I think a good name for the horsey on JC Chavez’s shirt would be "Winddancer". Also, kudos to the guy in the red who brought what appears to be a radar gun. That’s the secret right there. Once girls see you can time how fast something is moving, panties come off. “I'm not joking, if he times that butterfly, I'm fuckin him,” you’ll often hear.
she's like the barbie i mutilated in 2nd grade
If I wasn't already throwing up this morning, these pictures would have done the trick.
Isn't she still in her 20's? Jesus, she looks like she's approaching 50.
Yeah, it's pretty fucking gross, and what's worse is I would still plow her given the opportunity. I love that raspy voice.
At least we know lipo works
Why isn't she wearing a bag?
Push her over the edge since she has gone down hill for sometime.
What's with all the Haterade? She looks great for a 45-year old meth addict.
Get the girl some fat injections for around her eyes! She obviously needs more plastic surgery.
Bleaghk. Why would she prance around in a bikini when she looks like that? It's like when fat people wear tight clothes.
Doesn't she have a mirror?
Doesn't she have a mirror?
Yes, but unlike chimpanzees she doesn't recognize her reflection when she looks into one.
I can't wait till she has some kids. Imagine what stretch marks will do to that stomach and those tits
Did she have an 8 year old make her bikini?
So wht happend to her stomach really? 6 pack implant gone wrong? She was fat and the lipo left alot of skin? Some alien pulled out his penis so he wouldent be her babies daddy and he his semen was like acid and burned her…anyone know?
Two wombs I hope never carry a child: this one and Paris Hilton
there are very few things in this world that own a vagina, that i wouldn't stick my penis in. This would be one of them. a porcupine is another.
Bunny Lebowski will now suck your cock for
eighttwo cigarettes and a Tab.wow so who did her stomach getting into a chewing match with?
"Haterade"…. fucking love it. Good one.
All I can say about her plastic surgery is this:
Shaka, when the walls fell