THESE DUDES ARE GAY. OR SOMETHING.

"Gossip Girl" stars Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have long been rumored to be a couple off-screen, and today Rush and Malloy has a story that will do anything but help.  The say…

"Gossip Girl" co-stars, roommates and friends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are still thisclose. The twosome showed up at a recent show by Brit popsters The Ting Tings, and a spy says "they were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other." The duo also chose to ignore the hordes of flirty girls trying to get their attention, says our spy: "They were only interested in each other."

Honest to god, I have no idea who any of these people are.  I’ve never seen two seconds of "Gossip Girl", I don’t know who Ed Westwick is, I don’t know who Chace Crawford is.  This entire thing could have been about molecular physics and I would have known exactly the same amount. 

(source of thankfully unrelated pictures of Ed on set with topless girls = splash news)