07.29.2008 THESE DUDES ARE GAY. OR SOMETHING.

"Gossip Girl" stars Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have long been rumored to be a couple off-screen, and today Rush and Malloy has a story that will do anything but help.  The say…

"Gossip Girl" co-stars, roommates and friends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are still thisclose. The twosome showed up at a recent show by Brit popsters The Ting Tings, and a spy says "they were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other." The duo also chose to ignore the hordes of flirty girls trying to get their attention, says our spy: "They were only interested in each other."

Honest to god, I have no idea who any of these people are.  I’ve never seen two seconds of "Gossip Girl", I don’t know who Ed Westwick is, I don’t know who Chace Crawford is.  This entire thing could have been about molecular physics and I would have known exactly the same amount. 

(source of thankfully unrelated pictures of Ed on set with topless girls = splash news)




(127) Comments

  1. rv 07/29/2008 11:35

    DEFINITELY COCKSUCKERS

  2. ColtHotler 07/29/2008 11:37

    I love the complete implant wrinkles in pic 4……….god thats hot 

  3. Paleomiz 07/29/2008 11:38

    Jesus, I can can smell the Astroglide from here

  4. Crabbus 07/29/2008 11:39

    STARE INTO THOSE SOULLESS EYES AND ATTAIN THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF SHITFUCK WITH A CHAMPAGNE GLASS OF VAGISIL

  5. mephistopheles jefferson 07/29/2008 11:39

    They look like Keebler elves.  You ever seen a female Keebler elf? 

    Ironically, lesbians usually do all of the baking…

  6. ososexilexi 07/29/2008 11:42

    I'm too old to care about any of these people or the show they act like they can act on. My days of Beverly Hills 90210-ism have come and gone. I prefer to leave those shameful days in the early 90's where they belong.

  7. Paleomiz 07/29/2008 11:43

    HOLY SHIT WE JUST HAD AN EARTHQUAKE–A BIG ONE

  8. scum 07/29/2008 11:43

    Even cartoon hooters turn me on, these gays are turd burglers for sure.

  9. Mongro Jackson 07/29/2008 11:43

    do you think it hurts when they take the pasties off their nipps?

  10. DocTroy 07/29/2008 11:43

    Definitely gay, otherwise he would be drinking beer.  Ummm beer.

  11. mephistopheles jefferson 07/29/2008 11:43

    doc - no shit?

  12. The Wind 07/29/2008 11:43

    Q: Are these two guys gay?

    A: They were at a concert together for a band referred to as "Brit popsters, The Ting Tings."

     

    The fuckin Ting Tings.

     

    'Nuff said.  

  13. JoA 07/29/2008 11:47

    Ed might be gay or it might just be that he's European. (True story.) Didn't Chace used to date Carrie Underwood? He's mighty pretty. 

    They'd be hot together.

  14. Dowdy Hoody 07/29/2008 11:48

    These two make Elton John look straight.

  15. Bulb 07/29/2008 11:49

    "Oi, poofters!" yelled a douchebag from the back of the audience.

    "That's not my name! That's not my name! That's not my… name!" replied the two poofters, in perfect unison.

  16. Tony Pepperoni 07/29/2008 11:50

    is she wearing nipple covers in pic 2?   :(

     and pic 4 is the downside of fakies… you can practically see the bag

  17. einstein 07/29/2008 11:51

    Obviously fags! Just look at they hair… =\

  18. Tony Pepperoni 07/29/2008 11:51

    and my comment is already waaayyyy too late.  Typed it up then the boss came by and I hit send when he left

  19. persephonesunset 07/29/2008 11:53

    the one on the left is the new hartnett, the one on the right made him gay….totally

     

  20. Mizz Party Panties 07/29/2008 11:53

    Was there really an earthquake in Cali, Doc?

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