US Weekly is breaking the news right now that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie turned to in vitro fertilization to conceive their newly born twins, Knox and Vivienne. IVF is typically used when a couple has trouble conceiving, but in this case Us says Brad and Angie just wanted to speed things up.
"They conceived through in vitro fertilization," a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. "They both desperately wanted more babies soon."
The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. Says Dr. Arthur Wisot of L.A.'s Reproductive Medical Group (who did not treat the couple), "We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so "she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant," the source tells Us. "She could just knock it out."
I can sort of understand if Brad couldn’t get her pregnant again because the temptation to finish with a money shot on Angelina Jolie would be about overwhelming. I would practice by shooting tin cans off a fence just so I could draw an exclamation point or smiley face or something like that. Why not have fun with it, I say.
Here's why they resorted to IVF: she's a self-absorbed freak who only cares about keeping her pussy tight. Hence the C-Section too. No loose things hanging for Angie!
Indeed Avatar, that's a good girl
More likely that Brad got tired of humping that bag of bones. Angelina just doesn't do it for me.
my take is that he couldn't stop going for her butt instead. but don't take my word, ask janiston.
Perhaps Lexi was right about her draining him of all his cum
I can sort of understand if Brad couldn’t get her pregnant again because the temptation to finish with a money shot on Angelina Jolie would be about overwhelming.
I have to disagree - the urge to stay in side her once inside here would be about overwhelming. I'm not coming out for anything - not even the money shot. And certainly not Jennifer Aniston.
"We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
How long before Angie and Brad just forgo the middle man and start an underground lair where they churn out clones of themselves by the dozen?
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This bitch doesn't do anything like a real woman. Why fuck when you can be artificially inseminated? Why push when you can have 'em cut out? Fucking lazy whore.
Angelina draining him that is, though I'm sure Lexi would volunteer for the job
She creeps me out. Ever since the "I am so in love with my brother right now" comment at that awards show.
Lucky brother.
BTW, do you think that Brad still refers to his Jennifer Aniston spank bank filing now that he's with Angelina? How about his Gwynneth Paltrow filing?
Desperate for more babies = wienie shrinker.
Why is that one tooth on Brad so discolored?
Her simian forehead makes her look mannish in this pic to me
I agree. I just don't like Angelina. However, I will toss one in her just for who she is. But although I will be scorned and ridiculed for this:
I'd Tap Jennifer Anistons ass over Jolie if I was gievn the choice!
Jolie is just too fkd up!
I'd Tap Jennifer Anistons ass over Jolie if I was gievn the choice!
Jolie is just too fkd up!
Mac-Daddy - you've got it wrong. A fkd up girl is more crazy in bed and err.. "open" to unusual acts. Just dump her before she becomes and item and/or get out of the room before she wakes up.
Memo to Brad Pitt: Goatees and Van Dykes are done. I know you're thinking, "Well, I'm Brad Pitt, I can create trends." No. No, you can't. Welcome to the descent of your career.
MG: I used to think that Jolie must have been crazy in bed and would pretty much do anything. I just don't buy it anymore.
Aniston, however, is getting desperate! I bet she's open to just about anything at this point. She'd even let you shove watermelon up her ass and puss, if she thought it would get you to make a commitment!
…suddonly I'm hungry for fruit.
On a side note….I was stuck watching that "So You Think You Can Dance" show with the wife again and I can't help but constantly be aroused when the two hot chicks dance. (Kourtney and Chelsie) Is it wrong of me that I had a dream last night that my tongue was buried 3" deep into the cute blondes ass while she ate out the brunette??
"though I'm sure Lexi would volunteer for the job"
Reporting for duty, sir!
I was always told the best thing about babies is making them…especially when the mother is Angelina. I don't know Brad sounds kind of gay. Even Tom Cruise fucked his wife.