Most chicks are too uppity to dye their hair orange or pink or blood red, which sucks because that shit is hot. My point being, today just went to hell because it seems Lily Allen has dyed her back its natural brown, even though she looked adorable when it was pink. I think I might dye my girlfriends’ hair pink to fill the void. It shouldn’t be hard to convince her, considering my "girlfriend" is a pillow in a dress and sunglasses and a mop for hair. I'm so lonely!
Cum to me Lilly. I last an Extra,extra,extra long time.
At least she's keeping her shirt on.
Damn she is so cute.
Hey Werthers!
All I can think of is Stephen Lynch's Special Olympics when I saw that pic
(aside fromt he Werther's).
That's a dude. A fat, ugly, stupid dude.
She looks like a slightly slimmer version of the monback at my supermarket: she helps the cart dude by telling him when he can " 'monback ".
What the fuck is he doing in that picture? Stealing candy? Wiping his boogers on the counter? What?
She said she dyed it back out of respect because she didn't want to go to her grandmother's funeral with her hair pink. Which I can kind of understand…
But, funeral's over now right? I mean, she's not gonna die again, so why's it still brown?
It's still pink in the middle I'm sure!
What's the big travesty here? So what if Corky Thacher gets a job at 7-11. I say good for him.
save your money and replace that pillow and mop with a real doll
So…Brend0n is the "other guy" Moppy keeps secret from me!!!
I'd color her hair white, personally.
Am I the only one who notices the creepy elephant staring at her ass?
Britney in training! Lets begin a pool on how long before she shaves her head! I got her at 27 days! Gawd this day is boring me to death!
who is this frumpy bitch? i don't think she' s famous because famous people look like megan fox. this girl does not look like megan fox therefore, she cannot be famous.
Dis bitch hurr be ugly my neeeeger. Fo' sho.
Call up T Boz and Chilli…we found a new Left Eye. We're getting the band back together!
Slow day in News huh?