People have been making fun of Lindsay Lohan lately because she’s designing a line of leggings. And people are right to make fun of her, because it’s a dumb idea. But dumb gets dumberer when you see that Lindsay has taken an item that normally sells for around 6 dollars, and priced her version at 99, 123 and 132 dollars (see them all here). That would be like if you designed a baseball cap, and then sold it for 4000 dollars. But the homerun in all this is the leggings with the built in knee pads. Clever, yes, but is it maybe still too subtle? Guys might still not get that the girl wearing these is a complete whore. Maybe Lindsay should include some arrows pointing towards the anus, and some LED lights around the crotch.
First!
I let you have this one.
she’s designing a line of leggings
This isn't to dumb to be true!
You know what would look great next to a woman wearing Lindsey's BJ leggings? These:
http://bp0.blogger.com/_c8LNGp0k9_c/RvrZ39dpiFI/AAAAAAAABE0/mOE2WWSlE6o/s1600-h/cleaver.jpg
That's right.
http://tinyurl.com/5tpy3t
Sorry.
Interesting Bill, but I went with the Leopard Ankle Gloves. The 42 dollar investment promised to "add sass" to my favorite nighttime look.
sil, we know that's a good look for you. Now get up the street and meet some of them there customers…
Where's the version with the butt flap for easy access?
The "On Your Knees, Bitch" leggings were inspired by and designed especially for Ali (Get)Lo-Ho and the many efforts she's made to get her career off the ground over the last year.
I heard she's creating a matching hat with a platform on the top where you can place your beer
Knee pads. That's too much. lol. How can she not know?
I would have loved to have been there for the pitch!
"Yes, see, the knee pads are for when you are bent over the toilet either due to your chemical dependancy or if you happen to be Bulimic! Also, in the off chance you meet a nice charming STD infected person at a seedy night-club, he can nail you from behind in the rocky parking lot with little or no damage to your knees. Yes ladies, these are indeed made for everyone!"
These should sell like hotcakes… if hotcakes were made out of cat shit.
Im offering free pairs of knee pad leggings ladies, thats right LILO FIRECROTCH KNEE PAD LEGGINGS, in exchange for a blumpkin. Any takers, feel free to PM.
I heard the knee pad version comes with a free stomach pump and 3 months in rehab
from the shopping site:
"Check out Lindsay Lohan's hot new legging line, 6126 which, happens to be the birth date of Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe-her inspiration for the collection."
that's not even english.
Possible names for the new line?
* LL Whore House
* Rock A Cock Wear
* Giant Gap Apparel
* FUBS (For Us By Skank)
* American Over Blown Ego Outfitters
* Wet Stink
* Forever Anyone's
* STD Farm
* Lesbo's Secret
"Check out Lindsay Lohan's hot new legging line, 6126 which, happens to be the birth date of Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe-her inspiration for the collection."
Hmmmm, named after a drug-addicted actress who whored her way through Hollywood and the Whitehouse. Is LiLo telling us she "slept" in the Lincoln bedroom?
* Giant Gap Apparel
My personal fav, lexi. 'Cause you know you could spelunk in that vagina. I'll bet if you yelled up in there, you'd hear an echo that would make the colony of bats really pissed off
i heard rosie o'donnel is getting her own pair custom made with a dick hole