How is it legal that someone is allowed to stand in front of a moving car and repeatedly hit the driver in the eyes with bright flashing lights? Is that not a violation of the drivers rights? I'm assuming Tobey Maguire is wondering the same thing, as last night he was trying to drive his SUV when he lost it and yelled at the paparazzi, screaming, “"get the fuck out of the way, I can't see. There are cars here motherfuckers." And good for him. You’re not even allowed to take flash pictures of fish at the zoo, yet for some reason it's okay to blind people while they try to aim a V12 engine. Why not just sound an air horn off in their ear too, or throw a snake in their lap. No rules, right?
WOW, I actually feel sorta bad for the guy….
Well, that's over.
What a douchebag!
Car cigar lighter in the crotch, ala Ace Ventura. Shakaka.
TOBEY MAGUIRE IS
PATIENTA HOMOFixed
TOBEY MAGUIRE IS A FAG
Actually Toby can't see because he was blinded looking into the eyes of
MedusaKirsten Dunst.That's one scary little dude, MOTHERFUCKERS.
"my spider senses…they do nothing!"
Why didn't he just run the motherfuckers over? Here in Los Angeles you get as many points for a paparazzo as a person in a wheelchair or a troop of girlscouts.
In other news, tune in today 12:30-2 pm for "Dalmations in a blender" (TM Yohnskull)–all songs will have black, red or white in the title. http://www.UCLAradio.com . BTW, thanks to everyone so far for the great requests!
There will eventually be a tragedy involving paparazzi, probably sooner, rather than later. Some gang bangers will do mutiple drive-by's and a bunch of these scum will be killed, and this feeding-frenzy will cease. I'm promoting it, just predicting it. You have to know it will happen.
That fag pap yelling "OMG TOBEY!" should of been first one hit. Who the fuck gets that exited that they cream their jeans?
oops…NOT promoting it.
Doc,
I had a few but got lazy, then busy, then lazy. My apologies.
I still would like to see "Love" songs — Nothing but KISS, since 95% of their songs had the word love in them.
Is this paparazzi thing over yet? Thumb through an issue of US Weekly and realize … wow… WHO THE HELL READS THIS SHIT?
Doc,
I think the only thing a celebrity CAN get in trouble for in Cali is running over paparrazi. I think if I were famous I'd coat my car with some flash-activated explosive of some kind. That would teach them.
He sounded just like Artie Lange. Wow!
Hasn't he fucking ever heard of sunglasses?
If they're gonna treat you like that,
fuck them and be the pretentious asshole
they're making you out to be…
I was harassed by cops and fined for fucking with some dude in his rearview mirror with a laser pointer … yet these paps can get away with this shit? Is there no justice?!
hes just like spiderman 3. a complete piece of shit.
The paps are getting outta control if the are going after Tobey f'n Maguire. Run 'em over.
PAPARAZZIS SUCK ASSHOLES - IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL TO PIN THOSE FUCKS AGAINST THE GARAGE WALL TO HEAR THEIR CRUNCHING BONES. THEN REVERSE, REPEAT, REVERSE, REPEAT. STOP ONLY WHEN "HEY TOBEY" STOPS AND "OH GOD THE PAIN!" REPLACES IT.
THEN SCUMBAG LEVIN FROM TMZ COULD WALK AROUND IN HIS SHITTY OFFICE WITH HIS TIGHT T SHIRT WHILE THOSE FAGGOT LOSERS WHO WORK FOR HIM PITCH HIM IDEAS. THIS COULD BE ONE OF THEM.
Why not just run these fckers over? I know it will be a hassle and he'll have to go to court, yada yada yada, but this won't stop until one of these brave Hollywood actors takes matters into their own hands. It's really too bad Britney got her sht together…would have been the perfect candidate to take one for the team by running down one of these paps.