07.28.2008 TORI AMOS IS KINDA WEIRD

Tori Amos was at Comic Con in San Diego this weekend, wearing … whatever the hell this is.  She looks like she's coming out of some tube.  Her sickly pale skin does anything but help.  If mutant cannibals ever rise up out of the sewers, driven crazy by hunger, expect it to look very much like this.  And they will.  You’re foolin yourself if you don’t think they will.

(picture source – splash news online)




(38) Comments

  1. yelraf 07/28/2008 06:09

    Why the hell is Tori Amos at Comic Con, anyway?

  2. Joseph 07/28/2008 06:14

    Once upon a time she was hot.

  3. Mac-Daddy 07/28/2008 06:16

    Yes, I'll take the 2nd plastic bag on the right please!

  4. zenotek 07/28/2008 06:18

    She looks like a 7 layer Burrito.

  5. Hard worker 07/28/2008 06:23

    I saw this thing once before. I was at Chucky Cheese with my kids and we were playing whack-a-mole.

  6. lifeinplastic 07/28/2008 06:30

    she is a natural redhead, yet it looks like she is wearing a wig.  Did she go bald or something?

    Her outfit reminds me of count chocula, perhaps a movie trilogy is in the works: Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry will each get their own feature length film. 

  7. yelraf 07/28/2008 06:34

    So THIS is why she was there:

    This July the ever-growing relationship between comics and music reaches new heights as Tori Amos and Image Comics release COMIC BOOK TATTOO, a 480-page, full color anthology adapting the themes and ideas behind her songs into a lush volume of sequential art. (from her website)

    Well, let me run right out and buy that fucker!!!  I'll let you guys know how it is.

  8. Quinlan 07/28/2008 06:45

    I like Tori, she looks like an ex-girlfriend of mine - but like most girls, she was bat-shit crazy too.

  9. SteveB 07/28/2008 06:47

    It's like a Ronald McDonald-seaweed wrapped burrito.

  10. TheBritishInvasion 07/28/2008 06:55

    It has arm-holes.  Oh my…

  11. mistahp 07/28/2008 07:10

    She’s dead, Harry! Wrapped in plastic…

  12. TW 07/28/2008 07:14

    She looks like she's waiting for a ride from Shia LeBouf and is wearing her burrito airbag suit.

  13. ham sandwich 07/28/2008 07:17

    C.H.U.D.s

  14. dirtydiane 07/28/2008 07:20

    Boys for Pele liner notes had that picture of her nursing the baby pig…if that's not crazy, I dunno what is.  Still…her music is really good make-out stuff.

  15. SCBitch 07/28/2008 07:26

    she is wearing a plastic trash bag to show Amy Winehouse how she can improve her dress sense.

  16. El Douche Bago 07/28/2008 07:27

    Kinda looks like she's wearing a giant body bag.

    Maybe she's trying to break the news to us easy that she's dying.

     I for one am surprised she's still alive.

  17. The Ghost of Deano 07/28/2008 07:32

    mmmm chocolate-dipped orange cannoli.  

  18. Sperm Germ 07/28/2008 07:39

    Love to toss something in that bag

  19. Avatar 07/28/2008 07:43

    Obviously, she hates sex. No normally constituted woman would put an outfit like that on, at her age, and still be considered a serious artist. Oh wait! She was raped. I guess it explains it … although not at all.

  20. Evil Malcom Norris 07/28/2008 07:53

    Tori Amos? No?! No?! Hm I feel nothing.

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