Much is being made today of the fact that Katie Holmes has been seen while filming her cameo on the ABC show "Eli Stone" either hiding her hands (above) or wearing gloves (here). One picture in particular (this one) seems to have some in a breathless tizzy because her hands kinda sorta look purple (close up here). Perez is saying her hands are turning weird colors because of some radical and dangerous Scientology purification program called Purif. He called her hands “freakily discolored”. I have no idea if she’s in scientology detox or not, but all of these pictures were taken on the same day as the one in question, and for the most part her hands look normal (here). So I think what we’ve learned here is that sometime pictures do lie. Like this one. I don’t think they even make banana phones, so how could he be talking to someone?
POOR paws are chafed up, bruised, and weak from chronic masturbation….
Maybe she's taking too much silver. She going to turn blue like that governor did.
Tom used to study to be a priest - maybe he is using the nun punishment with the ruler to the knuckle
I think… now im no expert on the what marriage rules of scientology …. but it appears as if she is not wearing a wedding ring. She may be hiding that fact.
Purim recipe for Hamentaschen:
2/3 cup butter or margarine
1/2 cup sugar
1 egg
1/4 cup orange juice (the smooth kind, not the pulpy)
1 cup white flour
1 cup wheat flour (DO NOT substitute white flour! The wheat flour is necessary to achieve the right texture!)
2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. cinnamon
Various preserves, fruit butters and/or pie fillings.
i know how unpopular actual thought is here, BUT i can't help my amazing brain - she's probably cold. my gf is always fucking freezing even when it is 80^ in the house she is still making it hotter and freezing, her fingers turn that off kind of purple. so when they say she's "hiding" her hands she is probably warming them.
Blend butter and sugar thoroughly. Add the egg and blend thoroughly. Add OJ and blend thoroughly. Add flour, 1/2 cup at a time, alternating white and wheat, blending thoroughly between each. Add the baking powder and cinnamon with the last half cup of flour.
Refrigerate batter overnight or at least a few hours. Roll as thin as you can without getting holes in the batter (roll it between two sheets of wax paper lightly dusted with flour for best results). Cut out 3 or 4 inch circles.
Put a dollop of filling in the middle of each circle. Fold up the sides to make a triangle, folding the last corner under the starting point, so that each side has corner that folds over and a corner that folds under. Folding in this "pinwheel" style will reduce the likelihood that the last side will fall open while cooking, spilling out the filling. It also tends to make a better triangle shape.
Maybe she's been jerking off too many of Tom's
space aliencult friends as part of a cleansing ritual? Aliens have purple jizz, don't they? At least they did in that porno I saw the other day - ET: The Extra Testicle.Tom's having her hands transformed via chemical treatment into Man Hands. That's what he is used to rubbing his midget body. Big, burly man hands.
I think the Scientologists are going to end up burying Perez in a fucking cornfield in Iowa if he doesn't STFU.Those alien overloards get pissed when you mess with their queen to be.
WE CARE ALOT!
Perez Hilton is a donkey-dick-sucking douchebag who should have molten lead poured up his bunghole. That is all.
Wow, must be a slow news day.
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Mac-Daddy, you had to wear a helmet as a child, didn't you–admit it :0)
She needs to wear a glove over her head. What is up with her hair?
ham, it all makes sense to me now!
She has poor circulation. In one pic someone is squeezing her hand. Perez is lame.
I HOPE they bury Perez….
Has enyone seen NWWL the totaly naked female wrestlig league hosted by Carmen Electra? The clips i've seen are kinda hot.
pepper, is it Heath's glove? You know, the one he wanted buried with him? In his poopshoot.