After weeks of rumors and random speculation, Angelina Jolie gave birth at the Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France, early Sunday morning to twins, a boy and a girl. People magazine says…
"The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly," Dr. Michel Sussmann told PEOPLE Sunday. "Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well."
Sussmann confirmed the Nice-Matin newspaper report that Jolie gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by Cesarean section on Saturday night. Knox weighed 5.03 lbs, and Vivienne 5 lbs.
The twins are the fifth and sixth children for Jolie, 33, and partner Brad Pitt, 44, who are already parents to Maddox, 6; Pax, 4; Zahara, 3; and Shiloh, 2.
I guess this is good because Angelina might go back to skinny Angelina now, but how many kids can her perfect body really take. C-section scars and a vagina that looks like it’s sticking its tongue out at us. Ohh, hot.
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Why did this sneak in at the middle of the page?
Twins–I bet that 2nd one rode right out. On a 6' tall unicycle.
Vivienne Marcheline?
What are we in 1860's France, nice name idiots
" And the prophesy is fulfilled… enantiodromic twins, blinking hideously, emerge from the witch's black vault. Freighted with memories and the dreams of time, what monstrous and unguessable horrors await mankind ? "
Vivienne is better than Knox, like the gelatin.
I still find it odd that they have to carry these kids everywhere. Maddox looks old enough to drive a car. And where the hell are the actual biological kids going to be lugged around from? Some poor nanny bastard with a three way stroller?
Weird man…
I can at least pronounce Knox
Well now they have the Indoor Soccer team they always wanted.
Knox Leon… At least he can keep his name when he starts making gay porn
Knox….one letter away from knob.
Jessica_; Symbolic; White people have always carried perfectly able bodied minorities. They'll have the Bios lugging them around in under a year.
ZING!
I cannot imagine how shitty it must be for Brad Pitt at this time. This guy has babies raining on him every other week.
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thats the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
Withershanks Mcgee glad to bring a smile to your Monday morning.
The only way you pull off 6 kids in these days is to have 6 highly paid nannies. My 3 are kicking my ass. Jessica Fangirl is right, I have not carried my 6 year old anywhere in 2 years. Angelina teach them to ride a damn bike or buy them one of those $20 razor scooters, you can afford it, they fold up, and the exercise is good for them.
funny how he snuck that one in the middle
what color are these ones?
on the article on msn, the doctor referred to brad as her husband. im not sure why that hasnt made all the gossip headlines yet. knox is truly a bad name… but i think its because all of the boys have an X in there somewhere..
To top this now she will consult fertility doctors and have herself inpregnanted by the sperm of entire cast of Ocean's Thirteen simulataneously.
don't worry people, her vag is fine- all these celebs are too posh to push. i mean 2 babies at 5lbs. a piece? c'mon, you pussy- i've carried sacks of sugar around the grocery store that weigh more than that. But i guess i'd only push them out my vagina if they would contribute to my social securtiy check…