After the lowest ratings ever last year, American Idol is mixing things up this season and adding a fourth judge. She is songwriter Kara DioGuardi, and she’s written songs for Britney, Gwen Stefani, Pink, Leona Lewis, and Nicole whats-her-name from the Pussycat Dolls (pictured above) among others. Although I looked at the list (on her website here) and I’ve only heard of one of these fuckin songs, and that one sucked. So I guess you could say I’m not impressed. Anyway, Us magazine says,
DioGuardi will appear at the judges' table with Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson on the eighth season of the hit show, which premieres in January.
“We are turning the heat up on Idol this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges' table," show creator and executive producer Simon Fuller said in a statement.
"She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America's most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show," Fuller added.
Oh it's working already Mr. Fuller. This has added so much excitement I can barely control my breathing. I can’t believe they got Kara Diogardy. They must have paid her a fortune. Karla DioGarmi will bring in viewers by the dozen. "Boy that Tara D’Gwardi really had something to say", people will exclaim.
At least she's hot. Paula is fun to watch because she's a fucking drugged out washed up hag but looking at her to long is like looking directly into the sun.
Do advertisers still pay for a portion of time during American Idol?
I looked at her discography… she's involved in a LOT of projects. I'm impressed.
"We are turning the heat up on Idol this year…"
So, more contestant fucking scandals with the addition of this bitch? Awesome.
after reviewing the "talent" associated with Ms. DioGuardi, I can only assume that AI wants another woman or homosexual to win this year…
after reviewing the "talent" associated with Ms. DioGuardi, I can only assume that AI wants another woman or homosexual to win this year…
man…double posting should be reserved for the lady Durdenistas…not for comments…
Nicole Schlüpfenstrumpfen
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I'll bet her major talent was giving Simon Fuller the blowjob of a lifetime
AI is still on? Who knew!
I am also pretty good on the kardiomachine.
I always thought Paula was just there for Simon to titty fuck & Randy to spank after every show…
What's this one gonna do? DPs?
Randy's the gay one, right?
Gesundheit, Evil.
Doc said: I'll bet her major talent was giving Simon Fuller the blowjob of a lifetime
Can you imagine Simon, Paula and Randy judging the potential for this position?
So no one famous wanted to be associated with AI?
potential candidates
I would LOVE to stick it in the pussycat doll's ass. she's hot as shit.
If they really wanted to do this right, they should just have a guest judge. Rotate them, as you rotate the types/styles/artists. Invite all of the guest judges back for the finals.
Shit, they don't even need to be there with the state of technology these days. Grow some brains, people! That is all.
TW, much as I hate to admit having seen AI, thety have done that already…among the guest judges…Olivia Newton-John and Gladys Knight…man, I hate that I remember that…