AMERICANS KICKS ASS

By brendon August 13, 2008 @ 8:50 AM

Gymnast Alicia Sacramone, who last night helped the US to the silver medal against the cheating Chinese, is famous today for a whole new reason: video of her knocking some dude the F out while at a party at Brown University. She should do this to the Chinese too. Or maybe not. Maybe it's bad enough they have to wear those bight red and yellow uniforms. I saw one dude who had spiky blond hair. He looked like a large order of McDonalds french fries. So suck on that, China. 

(55) Comments

  1. heart rob 08/13/2008 08:57

    that turns me on…

  2. treymcneezy 08/13/2008 08:57

    FIST!!! idunno what the deal is with this video, its been floating around the net for months….

  3. Evil Malcom Norris 08/13/2008 08:57

    Gymnast? Didn't even know there is this a sport like that. Good for her, she seems quite capable of doing a decent fist job.

    *wait…what did I just say* 

  4. heart rob 08/13/2008 08:58

    sorry trey :fist place loser

  5. Paleomiz 08/13/2008 08:58

    It would have been even better if he got up and sucker punched her in the cunt. Hey, turnabout is fair play!

    Oh, and I see that major amounts of alcohol were involved, which leads me to ask 2 questions:

    1. Is anyone surprised by this?
    2. Why wasn't I invited?
  6. man bear pig 08/13/2008 08:59

    Guys got a glass jaw………She could put her fist to better use don't you think?

  7. brooklyn 08/13/2008 09:00

    This raises the age old question: Do I want to have sex with Olympic gymnasts? My head says no, but my raging boner says yes yes YES.

  8. supermanbrandon007 08/13/2008 09:01

    She is the only gymnast with tits! I love her tits. Her neck could be toned down a bit.

  9. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/13/2008 09:01

    She sucks at gymnastics, cost the US team any chance it had at a gold last night.  Yeah, I watched it.  In other news this guy is a pussy.

  10. Vagitarian 08/13/2008 09:02

    Actually it looks like the dude was just about to fall down anyway.  If he could've held his liquor better he mighta got some later…

     

    And I'd much rather see her in a tight gymnast uniform than this video any day. Whoever she is.

  11. ham sandwich 08/13/2008 09:02

    She is SOOOOOO hot. I hate to sound like Randal here, but we are talking about a total babe, gymnist, not some loser, hollywood ho-bag. Killer body, reminds me of my crush in high school. Gymnists >>>> actresses 

    Felt bad for her last night–blasted slants–can they do nothing legitimately?

  12. Topper (Harry) Harley 08/13/2008 09:04

    Another excellent fisting at Brown.

  13. Brandon103 08/13/2008 09:05

    glass jaw for sure.. just saw this a minute ago on thedirty

  14. Slaappy got fingered 08/13/2008 09:08

    I'm going to agree, kick her in the cunt she cost us a gold. But I would not kick her cause that bitch is huge and I'm scared of 4'10 she males. 

     

    I did appreciate her and Nasty ahs toe shots though. Never said I was normal…

  15. heart rob 08/13/2008 09:11

    ok thats what happens when you tell a person with exception athleticism and strength to cold clock you on the jaw. $20 says that punch knocks out 75% of the male populous …at brown fisting university

  16. Padrone 08/13/2008 09:15

    that kid plays football at Brown. And yes she is hot.

  17. Brandon103 08/13/2008 09:15

    cheating chinese – using 14 year olds in the olympics…. 

  18. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/13/2008 09:18

    She's got a neck of an NFL linebacker, she definitely looks hotter when it's covered up a bit with her hair down.  Either way I'd let her fuck me.  I say it that way because I'm pretty sure she'd be in charge.

  19. jbone04 08/13/2008 09:21

    anybody who wants to talk about her mistakes last night need to enter that sort of worldwide stage, with the hopes of an entire nation resting on their shoulders, and see how well they perform. with that being said, i think it's pretty clear she could've taken on all 3 of those 12 year olds last night in a real fight.

  20. Ewoklove 08/13/2008 09:22

    I may be going out on a limb here….but to me, some girl lipsynching isnt cheating at an olympic sport. Neither is digitally enhancing fireworks.  

    And to be quite honest, there have been numerous world records broken this time around……*cough steroids cough* and I'm not pointing just one country out. I mean in general.

    Meh.

     

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