Anderson Cooper was guest host this morning on "Regis and Kelly" and during a conversation about reality TV, he took a pretty awesome shot at Dina and Ali Lohan. He said:
"Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don't know."
Hahahahaha, you suck Ali. But of course Dina had to comment when asked about it by OK:
"People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."
Ohh. Zing. Good one. You know OK was stifling their laughter when they asked Dina the question. You might as well ask a catfish a question. Because of course Anderson is right. This entire family sucks. They should be flattered he even knows who they are. The next time he mentions her it will be because the Jonas Brothers ignore her at a party and then she has one of her "accidents" with a razor.
I just might have to go over to Anderson Cooper's pad and give him a Thank You blowjob for that
Not to disparage your blowjob skills, Doctress, but I don't think that you'd be Anderson Cooper's type. Maybe he'd be down for it if you wore a Wolf Blitzer mask, though.
*Scratches Anderson Cooper's name off his Big Chief Tablet list of "Who to assassinate (colon) 2008"*
i'll blow him And I like Vagina owners!
The female Lohan's can blow me while all you argue who's going to blow the silver fox.
PWND…
Anderson Cooper looks like he has a very handsome penis and that he prefers it when his penis is treated like a proper gentleman.
Am I wrong to be sad that Anderson has the ghey? That’s just a waste of a good man.
Well that "trying not to be sassy" fruit Anderson Cooper just won a few points in my book. He ain't touchin me though.
Bravo. I would like to buy that man a beer, or if he would prefer a cosmopolitan.
Big Smelly Dirt Cock, I think you meant to say that he prefers it when his penis is treated <i>by</i> a proper gentleman.
Fantastic! I wish more [intelligent] celebrities said things like this on the record.
He is awesome
His show is great and I've always liked it, but this just earned him a shitload of respect in my books. Not enough celeberties just speak their mind like this. We need more George Carlin-esque mutha fuckas out here who will just call it like it is. BIg Up to my main man Mr. Andy C.
PS are you guys kidding? He's gay? wow. weird
Her saying that she thinks watching the show is 'informational' instead of 'educational' was just priceless though. An honest mistake I'm sure, but it made her look like a total bimbo. And it's true, it's the same as watching a renovation or carpentry show and being all like "Sweet I might as well be money mark now…I can build a cabinet like nobodys bidness."Or when people watch that crazy curly haird dude and then think they can go paint mountains and shit.
Werd.
Anderson Cooper gained a lot of respect from me when he did a story on four young Marines that were killed in Iraq in January 2006. One of the Marines was a friend and co-worker of mine. I was afraid that CNN would make the story more of a political piece than a human story. Cooper wouldn't have it. He told the story for what it was, the tragic death of four young men with hopes and dreams, like the rest of us. He let the other questions stand on their own, unasked, but obviously on most viewers minds. They still run the piece occasionally ("Ambush at the River of Secrets"). I highly recommend watching it. It's moving.
Calling out the Lohan family makes me respect him all that much more.
If I ever hear the horrendous screeching noise that comes out of that skanky, overdramatic, Lohan cunt on the radio I swear I will take a rocket launcher to it. You all can decide for yourselves which Lohan I am referring to.
the flag spooks me. a lot…
the ripa spooks me the same way…
the anderson cooper…he is good people.
"Maybe that's on the show I didn't see."
Priceless!
Anderson Cooper should know. He's been a whore for years.
Doctress/Paleomiz:
I need the BJ far more than Anderson Cooper. Believe that.
So, fuck you Ali, you goblin. Balls are in your court, Doc.