08.13.2008 “ANTM” HAS GONE TRANNY. MORE SO.

Us magazine has confirmed the rumors that this season of Americas Next Top Model will feature a transgender contestant.   Oh that’s right baby.  One of the 14 girls is a guy, pretending to be a girl.  Us says…

"My cards were dealt differently," Isis, a 22-year-old former receptionist, tells Us Weekly exclusively in its new issue, on newsstands now.
Hailing from Prince George's County, Maryland, Isis identifies herself as "a woman born physically male."
Will she be a role model?
"I like to help people, but I'm here to follow my dreams," she tells Us.
The inclusion of Isis is being hailed by GLAAD president Neil Giuliano as "an unprecedented opportunity for a community that is underrepresented on television.
"We applaud Tyra Banks and The CW for making this historic visibility of transgender people possible," Giuliano said.

Whatever.  This dude needs therapy, not a modeling contract.  Thinking you’re a woman is no different than thinking your Jesus or a vampire.  Knock it off jackass.  Or at least don’t expect me to play along with your creepy fantasy.  The voices in your head can address you as whatever they want, but I feel no obligation to abide by titles given to you by your insane delusions.

(115) Comments

  1. ChiefKeefe 08/13/2008 09:17

    I hate to say it, but this Tranny you have pictured here is kind cute…for someone packing man meat…I'm just syain'…

     

  2. Slaappy got fingered 08/13/2008 09:20

    American Next Top Model is going to have the largest Neison ratings in the fly over states ever!

  3. STRYPE 08/13/2008 09:20

    I thought Brooke Hogan already had her own show.

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/13/2008 09:20

    I first read that the headline as ATM.  And fuck trannies, they're about as useless as retards.

  5. Wet Pussy Man 08/13/2008 09:27

    I thought the story was gonna say Tyra got a sex change & she was gonna be the 1st tranny on ANTM. I might not be that far off seeing as how she looks like Ru Paul here.

  6. Paparazzi Sniper 08/13/2008 09:27

    Pepper would hit it.

  7. Misty_Kasumi 08/13/2008 09:28

    You mean Nielsen?

  8. Rt. Hon. Ian Paisley 08/13/2008 09:30

    Bren…some emotional issues seem to be surfacing here….Looks fine to me.

  9. pepper 08/13/2008 09:33

    Paparazzi, NO - I've never been with a kneegrow, I'm not about to start.

    ANTM = ass next to mouth? 

  10. Silverback 08/13/2008 09:34

    This is only funny until he wins.

  11. Paleomiz 08/13/2008 09:35

    Wow, I guess that cuts out sponsorship from Playtex and Massengill

  12. pepper 08/13/2008 09:35

    What took them so long to tell the world that Tyra is a tranny

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 08/13/2008 09:37

    considering none of the previous skank winners topped anything better than a weak Playboy spread, I guess Tranny Banks feels the best woman for the job is a man…

  14. tangocash00001 08/13/2008 09:37

    can't wait for those shower scenes………

  15. Just the Tip 08/13/2008 09:38

    Whatta runway walk that'll be.

    *grabs garbage can*

  16. Paleomiz 08/13/2008 09:38

    Suddenly I have an overwhelming desire to play "Lola" on my show tomorrow

  17. Just the Tip 08/13/2008 09:39

    "The inclusion of Isis is being hailed by GLAAD president Neil Giuliano as "an unprecedented opportunity for a community that is underrepresented on television"

    Doesn't that guy watch Nip/Tuck?

  18. tangocash00001 08/13/2008 09:42

    " I have 5 beautiful women and one fucking homo standing before me………"

  19. RKHessel 08/13/2008 09:47

    People, I've been calling Tyra an F'ed up tranny since I logged on to this site. Glad to see someones finally caught up!

  20. pepper 08/13/2008 09:49

    Doc, you can play Lou Reed….I don't know the name of the song

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