I was wondering how Christina Applegate could be so confident she was cancer free after being diagnosed with breast cancer just a few weeks ago. As it turns out, yeah, she's pretty confident. Yahoo says…
Speaking on ABC News' "Good Morning America" in her first interview since announcing her diagnosis earlier this month, the "Samantha Who?" star said she had a double mastectomy three weeks ago. She'll undergo reconstructive surgery over the next eight months.
"I'm going to have cute boobs 'til I'm 90, so there's that," she joked in the interview, which aired Tuesday. "I'll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I'll be the envy of all the ladies around the bridge table."
The 36-year-old actress elected to remove both breasts even though the disease was contained in one breast. She said she is now cancer-free.
Applegate called the operation a logical decision. Her mother battled breast cancer, and she tested positive for the BRCA1 gene mutation linked to breast and ovarian cancer.
"I just wanted to kind of be rid of it," she said. "So this was the choice I made and it was a tough one."
Wow, good for her. She did the right thing. Implants look fantastic these days, and while natural breasts are even more awesome, they don’t do me much good if the girl is dead. Just digging her up would have taken all night, and I'm pretty busy.
Huh?
Even so, I'm pretty sure they don't say you're 100% straight away. And as for the point that she's gonna have the best boobs in the nursing home, does she think she's the only woman in LA with fake tits?
she should still do the layout for Hustler
Is it that easy? Just swap the breast tissue with silicone?
Cancer free, boob free, and STILL SINGLE.
What would had happened had she been diagnosed with a brain tumor?
Wow, I hope they reattach the nipples!
Anyone care to join me on this elevator to hell?
Ride Lo
Thats a shame
The Old Dirt Road says
Cancer free, boob free, and STILL SINGLE.
she has a boyfriend. some musician after Lee Grivas died.
"I'm going to have cute boobs 'til I'm 90, so there's that," she joked in the interview, which aired Tuesday.
Don't count on 90 just yet, missy…there's still the ovary thingy left
"What would had happened had she been diagnosed with a brain tumor?"
for her, that would be the equivalent of an appendectomy…
I use to jerk to her tits on that Bundy show, now I gotta find someone new .
"I use to jerk to her tits on that Bundy show, now I gotta find someone new ."
No…keep on jerking…but fake the orgasm…the perfect tribute…
I am kinda curious to see what she goes with… she was what? A large B? Yeah, yeah - bring on the lectures about how awful it is that we jest at the misfortune… Don't tell me that she, or at least her agent/publicist, isn't taking advantage of the "story" as well.
Anyway, yeah - I'm curious to see what she comes out with for her new "cute boobs", and just how far she'll take this opportunity.
You are never completely free of cancer after you get it. It's like getting piss out of a pool - pointless and impossible. Her claiming she's "100%" cancer free is going to bite her in the ass later.
Well, so much for my plan of hunting her down next week, kidnapping and tying her up and then finally fulfilling my fantasy of jerking off on her tits. Sheesh, thanks a lot Christina.
That sucks so hard it isn't even funny. What kind of God would inflict a disease on humans that would require our best bimbos to hack off their boobs to save their lives? It's kind of like that scene in Seven when the lawyer has to hack off a pound of his own flesh to live…nobody wins in this situation.
As said in the other AppleBoob post…she's just fooling herself about this. Breast Cancer is one of the sneakiest little shits out there. Because its so closely related to your lymph system it can spread easy. Doofus.
Is it wrong I want to cum on her apple cores?
Rick (with a silent P) 7:32
Very funny!
I know BallsNYC, he is used to faking it……I know!!!!